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Same for me with Bush, except more baboon, because the arsehole is far more prominent 
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Speaking of Erith:
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Re: The "I need to get it out!!!" thread
My mother just bought (well, leased actually) a Civic.Originally posted by Spectator
A CIVIC IS NOT A RACE CAR!! IT IS A ECONOMICAL AUTOMOBILE!! STOP PRETENDING PEOPLE!!
With a frigging spoiler. She specifically requested a spoiler.
Grr.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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Hmm. Let's see:
WHY THE HELL DOES TARJA HALONEN HAVE HIGH APPROVAL RATINGS, BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN? SHE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING, PEOPLE, ANYTHING! WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE A PRESIDENT, ANYWAY?
YOU! YES, YOU, FROM OUR SCHOOL, FAT KID WITH A BEARD, EVERYONE KNOWS WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT! STOP BEING SUCH A STEREOTYPE OF AN ANNOYING, COMIC-BOOK GUY NERD, YOU'RE PULLING THE IMAGE OF US HONEST NERDS DOWN! YOU'RE SO NERDFURIATING, THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE YOU MORE NERDFURIATING WOULD BE YOU BEING A FURRY! And I wouldn't be surprised if you were!
AND I HATE YOU TOO, THE IDIOT I HAD MISFORTUNE IN KNOWING IN JUNIOR HIGH! YOU KNOW, THE NIRVANA-LISTENING JOKERIT-FAN! YOU REVOLT ME AND I NO DOUBT STILL REVOLT YOU AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, SO LET'S NOT MEET EVER AGAIN, AT LEAST IF I GET TO CHOOSE!
WHAT THE HELL DO PEOPLE SEE IN RADIOHEAD, ANYWAY?
****ING FINNISH TEACHER! MY FINALS ESSAY IN FINNISH DOESN'T DESERVE A LOUSY LUBENTER APPROBATUR! IF THE FINALS BOARD GIVES IT A LOUSY LUBENTER APPROBATUR AND I DON'T GET TO STUDY ENGLISH TRANSLATION IN TAMPERE UNIVERSITY I BLAME YOU PERSONALLY, YOU FOUR-EYED WEASEL! AAAAARGH!
WHY WHY WHY DO I STILL LIVE IN HERE IN GODDAMN ALABAMA OF FINLAND? AND EVEN IF I GET OUT I'LL HAVE TO COME BACK FOR THE ARMY WHERE I'LL MEET WITH ALL THE WONDERFUL AMIS-GUYS AND IDIOTS I HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF KNOWING 4 YEARS AGO!
DENTIST! I'LL HAVE TO GO TO A DENTIST IN, WHAT, 20 DAYS! SHE'LL DRILL ME AND IT'S GOING TO CAUSE PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN yaaargh*'****Ö
...eh, that's cathartic enough."Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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AVRIL LAVIGNE IS NOT A PUNK SIGNER!!!! SHE IS NOT PUNK!!! SHE IS A PRETTY PACKAGE THAT LABEL COMPANIES CREATED TO SELL TO ALL THOSE WHO HATE BRITNEY!!-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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WHY IS THE AVERAGE JOE SO FRIKIN STUPID!?!?! WHY CANT THE AVERAGE JOE BE SMART!?!?! AND THE REST STUPID AND NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND?!?!-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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WHY IS IT THAT WHEN I BUY HARD COOKIES THEY GET SOFT AND WHEN I BUY SOFT COOKIES THEY GET HARD?!-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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Civic with a Spoiler...LMAO!
"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran SiddiquiComment
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I have already pushed the elevator button. The button is clearly lit. There is no need for you to press the button, it will not make the elevator come faster. Pressing it repeatedly also does not give the elevator any additional sense of urgency.
IF YOU PRESS THE GODDAMNED ELEVATOR BUTTON ONE MORE TIME, I SHALL BREAK OFF YOUR ****ING INDEX FINGER AND SHOVE IT INTO YOUR EAR.
Thank you.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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GRRR!Originally posted by orange
Civic with a Spoiler...LMAO!
I told her to get the Corolla...12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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OH MY ****IN GOSH! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS MY ABSOLUTE #1 PET PEEVE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by Boris Godunov
I have already pushed the elevator button. The button is clearly lit. There is no need for you to press the button, it will not make the elevator come faster. Pressing it repeatedly also does not give the elevator any additional sense of urgency.
IF YOU PRESS THE GODDAMNED ELEVATOR BUTTON ONE MORE TIME, I SHALL BREAK OFF YOUR ****ING INDEX FINGER AND SHOVE IT INTO YOUR EAR.
Thank you.
You are so cool Boris.
"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005Comment
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WTF! HOW CAN I GET EXPERIENCE TO QUALIFY FOR JOBS IF I HAVE TO ALREADY HAVE EXPERIENCE TO GET A JOB!"Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boyComment
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devlimunchkin, those are great mysteries of life that I have had the opportunity to encounter several times
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The best one was when someone was looking for workers with more than 7 years of Java experience few years ago. I applied, got the job interview and was honest 'no.. I don't have experience of 7 or more, since it would be impossible'. He thought I was a smart ass and I didn't get the job, but is it my fault that they were so stupid?
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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WHY DOES OPERA, DESPITE CLAIMING TO RUN FASTER THAN ANY OTHER BROWSER, HAVE ADVERTS IN THE TOP RIGHT HAND CORNER THAT ACTUALLY MAKE IT RUN MORE SLOWLY THAN MY GRAN RUNS?"Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt WhitmanComment
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Clear Skies, BECAUSE YOU HAVE FAILED TO GET SERIAL NUMBER FOR IT!In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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For a second, I thought I was going to have to get nasty with you...Originally posted by Clear Skies
WHY DOES OPERA,
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