The "I need to get it out!!!" thread

[CyberGnu]

"If, God forbid, anything should happen to Laura, Sophie, or I, I do not want you tainting our funerals with your presence. As far as I'm concerned, you died on August 29th, 2002, the day you betrayed me and my family."

Said by me to my father, March 4th, 2003. So I kind of did let it out.

John, if you don't mind me asking, what the hell did you do? Talk your sister into becoming a prostitute?

[Ted Striker]

WHY DON'T THESE DRAS OFFER MORE SUPPORT I KEEP TRIPPING OVER MYSELF EVEN IF I TRY TO WRAP IT AROUND MY LEG!!!!!!!!!!

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by JohnT
"If, God forbid, anything should happen to Laura, Sophie, or I, I do not want you tainting our funerals with your presence. As far as I'm concerned, you died on August 29th, 2002, the day you betrayed me and my family."

Said by me to my father, March 4th, 2003. So I kind of did let it out.

Good work.
Definately better off without him in your life.

[Ted Striker]

Ya John what happened?

[Zero]

Who invented monogamy/being faithful etc...?

[red_mustard]

My Mazda Protege 2001 the ****


Better than a freakin Civvic

[Sten Sture]

Originally posted by Ted Striker
Ya John what happened?

Family business problem escalation.



And while I'm here, Striker: LA; the city that gave us brat kids in suped up Civics. Good God!

[Ted Striker]

I would venture to bet that there are more Hondas in LA than there are in Japan.

So are these Civics spreading to other parts of the country?

I have to say, I have an affection, for the unbreakable Civic. And the G'd up versions are fun to see.

[Zero]

Family business? Funeral?

JohnT is either a Mortician or a member of a mob? 0_o?

[Skanky Burns]

I tried to find the thread where he explained the situation, but I couldn't. I'll let someone else try.

[CyberGnu]

I HATE PEOPLE WHO GIVE YOU ONE TANTALIZING NUGGET OF INFORMATION AND THEN LEAVES!!!!!

Umm, present and non-present company excepted, of course.

[Frankychan]

There's probably more Honda's here than almost anywhere else. I HATE RICE-ROCKETS and RICE-BOYS!!! (our slang for racer-boys)


WHY CANT THE GIRL WHO TOTALLY LIKES YOU NOT ASK YOU OUT INSTEAD OF JUST SAYING SO???!!!

or...

WHY CANT THE GIRL YOU LIKE GET THE HINT. IF SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND, WHY CANT SHE JUST SAY SO???

[JohnT]

Originally posted by CyberGnu


John, if you don't mind me asking, what the hell did you do? Talk your sister into becoming a prostitute?

Where'd you get that idea?

The issues are explained more fully in this thread and in this one.

But those threads are woefully incomplete, as they only go up to September of last year. Perhaps an update is in order...

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Pekka
The best one was when someone was looking for workers with more than 7 years of Java experience few years ago. I applied, got the job interview and was honest 'no.. I don't have experience of 7 or more, since it would be impossible'. He thought I was a smart ass and I didn't get the job, but is it my fault that they were so stupid?

Oh yes, oh yes. Just a few months ago I saw a wanted ad for a programmer with 10 years of Java experience. 10 years! Not even Joel Gosling (or however his name is spelled) doesn't have it. Twits.

[JohnT]

Here is the update: All The Lies that Are My Life, or, JohnT vs. his Parents.