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WHY CAN'T I THINK OF SOMETHING TO ***** ABOUT IN THIS GODDAMN THREAD?!
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I'LL BE BACK
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This reminded me of something.I have already pushed the elevator button. The button is clearly lit. There is no need for you to press the button, it will not make the elevator come faster. Pressing it repeatedly also does not give the elevator any additional sense of urgency.
IF YOU PRESS THE GODDAMNED ELEVATOR BUTTON ONE MORE TIME, I SHALL BREAK OFF YOUR ****ING INDEX FINGER AND SHOVE IT INTO YOUR EAR.
Thank you.
LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT. A MAN GOES IN A TOILET BOOTH. HE LOCKS THE TOILET BOOTH DOOR. THIS IS UNDERSTANDABLE, AS PEOPLE DON'T GENERALLY LIKE OTHER PEOPLE BARGING IN MIDCRAP. WHEN THE MAN LOCKS THE DOOR, THE LITTLE WHITE SPOT GOES RED. WHY, THEREFORE, MUST IDIOTS WRANGLE THE ****ING LOCKED TOILET DOOR? CAN'T THEY SEE THE LITTLE RED SPOT, OR ARE THEY JUST ****ING IDIOTS?"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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WHY DO MY SISTERS AND MY MUM INSIST ON WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE IN BARE FEET? WHY, FOR THAT MATTER, DO MY HOUSEMATES AT UNI? FEET ARE THE UGLIEST PART OF THE HUMAN BODY! AAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!"Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.
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Feet are not the ugliest part of the human body.
And I walk around in bare feet all the time.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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They are too.
And shame on you.
"Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.
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Aha, we have now uncovered Frogger's kinky sexual fetish!Originally posted by Frogger
Feet are not the ugliest part of the human body.
Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Why are internet forums full of immature, repressed teenage nitwits?
Not that I am referring to anyone here, you understand...Comment
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I HATE THIS CATCH-22 AS WELL!!Originally posted by devilmunchkin
WTF! HOW CAN I GET EXPERIENCE TO QUALIFY FOR JOBS IF I HAVE TO ALREADY HAVE EXPERIENCE TO GET A JOB!
I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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The worst is when one walks with DIRTY bare feet and is DRAGGING them as well! The sound is the worst part of it!"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
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One of my housemates does that. If I ask him not to do it, he just waves them in my face and laughs."Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.
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Actually, it was more along the lines of being neutral feelings towards feet and positive dislike of certain male body parts. Actually, all male body parts.Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Aha, we have now uncovered Frogger's kinky sexual fetish!
12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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The worst is when one walks with DIRTY bare feet and is DRAGGING them as well! The sound is the worst part of it!
Get a hose and offer to clean his feet for him. Then turn the hose on full without giving him a chance to reply.
EDIT: Added quoteI'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Why is it that, when my wife is yelling at me for something I did wrong, she won't believe me when I tell her "It's Skanky's fault!"?
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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WHY do people post SUPER-ambigious thread titles, like "Question" ?
I don't want to enter a thread & find out it's about how to best deal with menopause as a woman. But when a thread starts getting to be several pages my curiousity wins & its too late. Curse my curiousity!
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Why is it that when you have bills to pay that your husband goes by and sees a Porsche Boxter and he believes that he has to have this or die!!
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