Dont Send Cute Young Girls On The Battlefield, Send This One Instead!

[ThePlagueRat]

Ok I got some ideas!
Suggestions to new revision of the Geneva convention.:


§1. War for fun.
Mudwrestling, pillowwar, waterguns and waterballons are allowed and so are snowgrenades, but under certain restrictions. Minimal allowed softness on snowgrenades are set to follow TSSS. (The Svalbard Standards of Snowplay.) Ice fragment grenades are banned from use in funny warfare since they can cause concussion, or damage hearing or sight.

§2. Strategy.
Is only allowed in games. Might be a boardgame or on a computer.
This convetion encourages Civilization games for resolving the international conflicts.

§3. Leaders.
Each head of state shall play at least 4 hours a day one optional Civilization game to satisfy his/her lust for conquest and destruction, so he/her will not ruin other peoples real lives with it.


Should we send this to Geneva?

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by ThePlagueRat
Ok I got some ideas!
Suggestions to new revision of the Geneva convention.:
...

[Serb]

Dont Send Cute Young Girls On The Battlefield, Send This One Instead!
Or this one:

[Serb]

or this one...

[Serb]

or perhaps this cute girl?

[ThePlagueRat]

Ehh... they were cute. But there was something funny about their faces.

[Serb]

Twins sisters perhaps?

[ThePlagueRat]

Oh really? There was something familiar about them too... I guess I oughta buy new glasses some day soon.


PS: Serb... Good to see you managed to get into the Axis of Evil, I was nearly dumped to the Axis of Somewhat Evil. Hehe... look at Olaf H. He is just down at the Axis of Neutrally Evil.

[WRangler Rhymer]

lol, you a womenizer. She want to go. Do they refuse her??