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**KrazyHorse** · April 1, 2003, 22:09

If I were her I'd be more embarassed to admit that.

**KrazyHorse** · April 1, 2003, 22:10

I've got one.

My girlfriend always wants to buy me things. What should I do?

**Tuberski** · April 1, 2003, 22:12

Originally posted by Frogger
If I were her I'd be more embarassed to admit that.

She probably does what I do, blame alcohol.

ACK!

**Urban Ranger** · April 1, 2003, 22:13

Is it really all's fair in love and war? Is it okay if, um, all these other suitors of this woman face untimely demise?

**Jaguar** · April 1, 2003, 22:36

Serious question: a girls birthday is coming up, and she is having a party which I will be attending. Should I ask her out before, during, or after?

**H Tower** · April 1, 2003, 23:05

jesus, look at everyone beg for advice. "Oh look! A female poster! she can help me get laid!"

**Timexwatch** · April 1, 2003, 23:10

Well, she is MtG's wife. God knows she knows as much as he does.

**monolith94** · April 1, 2003, 23:16

As opposed to you, who I suppose had just lost hope...

**LTEC!** · April 1, 2003, 23:25

To Pekka,
What i see is that you're interested in a relationship of the sake of having a relationship.
Relationships are cool if you're into them. But let me be give you a pragmatic approach:
First you have to figure out what it is you want out of a relationship and you have to establish what kind of a relationship you want, so you can figure out what kind of a person would be likely to want to have a go at something of the sort with you.

The main problem with stuff like this is that people assume a lot of things about the other person, which usually leads to a lot of distress.
In any case. I would suggest you hold off on having serious relationships in your mind and move into light relationships in real life. What youre basically doing is getting to know people and figuring out what you like and dislike. The sooner you figure it out, the easier it will be to sort out who you dig and who not to bother with.
And one of these days you'll run into some girl you think is just fantastic and digs you too.

**monolith94** · April 1, 2003, 23:29

"First you have to figure out what it is you want out of a relationship"
Love
"you have to establish what kind of a relationship you want"
A relationship in which each partner revels in the other's similarities AND differences.
"you can figure out what kind of a person would be likely to want to have a go at something of the sort with you"
I want to say the words 'mature' and 'open-minded', but the word that I think is most appropriate is 'bemused'.

**loinburger** · April 1, 2003, 23:34

How do I figure out whether or not I'm going to have a religious schism with a girl, short of asking "So, are we going to have us a religous schism?"

**KrazyHorse** · April 1, 2003, 23:36

Figure out if religion is important to you.

If yes, hit yourself until it's not.

Once the answer is no, agree to any religious rite she wants, as long as it doesn't involve physical mutilation or sex with another man.

**Apocalypse** · April 1, 2003, 23:36

I use to talk with this one girl I really like about her breasts all the time, but now she doesn't want to discuss them anymore because she has kind of a bad conscience about it. And apparently our discussions about them are too objective.

I'd like to talk about them again but I don't know what to do.

**Ben Kenobi** · April 1, 2003, 23:37

I second Loinburger.

**Ted Striker** · April 1, 2003, 23:37

Mrs. MTG I am trying to be a player, can you tell me which strategy is more effective for winning chicks over?

1) Slapping hoes in the ass
2) Showing off my Star Wars knowledge

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