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If there really were a banana option in the presidential elections, how much would you be willing to be it would win?
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
i hail no banana. I worship the great fluffy pancake. All hail the pancake.Attached FilesKids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -HomerComment
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And thus Apolyton became the shining beacon of the truth in all Internet forums. Let this day be remembered, for it is the beginning of the rise of the Banana to the glory ot deserves !
All hail the Banana !"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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OH, and to wave some flag
BANANA BANANA BANANA !Attached Files"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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*Said speaker is immediately heaped upon by an angry mob of banana wielders.Originally posted by flash9286
i hail no banana. I worship the great fluffy pancake. All hail the pancake.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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Aww...look at the little false god. It's so cute...Originally posted by flash9286
i hail no banana. I worship the great fluffy pancake. All hail the pancake.
(Edit: On closer inspection, it looks to be porcelin
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...Destroying it's heathen followers shall surely be that much more satifying!
Last edited by DRoseDARs; March 24, 2003, 02:21.The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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Remember the Kodos show for the Simpsons? That's what I think would happen... All the Republicans and Democrats need to say is that voting for third-party candidates throws your vote away.If there really were a banana option in the presidential elections, how much would you be willing to be it would win?
Never happen, although I think it would be a good thing. You would increase voter turnout.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!Comment
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Clearly everybody voted bananaComment
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does anyone know the first person to actually coin the banana option?"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran SiddiquiComment
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yes, but we darest not speak theirs name....
Fall on your knees, you sinners. The Banana has cometh...Comment
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“Now we declare… that the law-making power or the first and real effective source of law is the people or the body of citizens or the prevailing part of the people according to its election or its will expressed in general convention by vote, commanding or deciding that something be done or omitted in regard to human civil acts under penalty or temporal punishment….” (Marsilius of Padua, „Defensor Pacis“, AD 1324)Comment
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