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    Q Kicks Hussein Butt (Star Trek Quotes Thread)

    I intend this to be a thread where Apolytoners post their favourite Star Trek one liners.

    The Character that impresses me the most, however, is that of Q.

    Q: All the galaxy's a stage.

    Picard: All the world, All the world is a stage.

    Q: Well, if he were alive now he would have said the galaxy.



    ...and Q would have been able to solve the Hussein question in a matter of a millionth of a second.

    Now that's impressive.



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    ~Dominik - Lord of the Putumayo~
    ~ Dominikos ~
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    "Com par mi so Captain, the hall is rented, the orchestra engaged. It's now time to see if you can dance."

    Seems apropiate now.
    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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    • #3
      "I assure you I am fully functional."
      Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
      "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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      • #4
        "Eaten any good books lately?", to Worf
        "We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John Prine

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        • #5
          "Let's end this charade!" (pronounced "sharrod") Picard


          *Ted cocks his head to the side in a Riker-eque move and walks out of the room*
          We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DinoDoc
            "Com par mi so Captain, the hall is rented, the orchestra engaged. It's now time to see if you can dance."

            Seems apropiate now.
            Pronounced "Cap-ee-tan", of course.
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            • #7
              Q: Welcome to the afterlife, captain -- you've dead.

              P: What?

              Q: I'll explain slowly...you're dead...this is the afterlife...and I'M GOD.

              P: You Are NOT God!

              Q: Blasphemy. I will have to smite you, or cast you out, or something.
              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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              • #8
                Janeway looks over Q's and Q's shoulders as they "do it."

                Janeway: "That's IT!?!"

                Q: "You had YOUR chance."


                (Don't have the exact quote memorized, but that'll suffice )
                The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                • #9
                  I heard a U.S. politican or military guy say to the media about Iraq- "Resistance is futile"

                  This got me thinking. Is America the borg? hmmm

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                  • #10
                    That person should be publically flogged for flagerent abuse of a Star Trekism!




                    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                    • #11
                      Q got the best lines
                      (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                      (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                      (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Dissident
                        I heard a U.S. politican or military guy say to the media about Iraq- "Resistance is futile"

                        This got me thinking. Is America the borg? hmmm
                        Ah, the revelation sinks in...
                        (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                        (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                        (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                        • #13
                          Resistance is futile. Negotiations are irrelevant. Your technological and cultural uniqueness will be added to our own. We are Borg.
                          Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                          -Richard Dawkins

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                            "Fate protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise."

                            "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous - with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid."

                            "There.. are.... FOUR Lights!"
                            "I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best." - Gracie Allen

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                            • #15
                              "Live long and prosper"


                              I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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