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Okay, I think the last one of these we did was the World Cup saga, which was quite fun. I think it's time for a new light-hearted romp. I'm not sure if there are rules, but I'd say in general:
1) Try to continue the story in reasonably long posts, not short sentences.
2) Try not to destroy previous posters' plot threads. Changing direction a little is fine, but people tend to get pissed if everything they've worked on gets junked by the next poster
3) Of course, it's all in fun. Meanness that seems deliberate is not cool.
So...
A FAIRLY LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY NONE TOO CLOSE TO OUR OWN...
*Cue music*
It is a dark yet still colorful time for the reactionary forces of the Galaxy. In a stunning election upset, the Gay Federalists were swept into victory, taking over the entire government. Acting under a mandate for urgent reforms, the new PRESIDENT STARCHILD has instituted martial law and seized dictatorial powers, proclaiming the new GAYLACTIC EMPIRE. Now, the massive, fabulously-color coordinated armies of the Empire have brought the President's iron grip all across the realm.
However, a small, shabbily dressed band of resistors has taken refuge in the outskirts of the galaxy, doing its best to ward off the advances of the menacingly mauve Gaylactic Storm Cadets, bent on recruitment to their ranks and stamping out the fashionably inferior. The President's chief agent of homoterror, DARTH REDFERN, has been sent to deal with the problem.
Even more terrifying, there are rumors of a new superweapon, a massive battle station known as the Pride Star, a devastating weapon concocted by the region's dashingly handsome Imperial Governor, GRAND ADMIRAL GODUNOV, which is capable of transforming an entire planet into a festive, cosmo-drinking land of hedonism and immaculate front lawns. With this new weapon, the Empire hopes to crush the resistance and bring tasteful, bright and cheery order to the galaxy...
*Large letters roll into the distance...*
1) Try to continue the story in reasonably long posts, not short sentences.
2) Try not to destroy previous posters' plot threads. Changing direction a little is fine, but people tend to get pissed if everything they've worked on gets junked by the next poster
3) Of course, it's all in fun. Meanness that seems deliberate is not cool.
So...
A FAIRLY LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY NONE TOO CLOSE TO OUR OWN...
*Cue music*
It is a dark yet still colorful time for the reactionary forces of the Galaxy. In a stunning election upset, the Gay Federalists were swept into victory, taking over the entire government. Acting under a mandate for urgent reforms, the new PRESIDENT STARCHILD has instituted martial law and seized dictatorial powers, proclaiming the new GAYLACTIC EMPIRE. Now, the massive, fabulously-color coordinated armies of the Empire have brought the President's iron grip all across the realm.
However, a small, shabbily dressed band of resistors has taken refuge in the outskirts of the galaxy, doing its best to ward off the advances of the menacingly mauve Gaylactic Storm Cadets, bent on recruitment to their ranks and stamping out the fashionably inferior. The President's chief agent of homoterror, DARTH REDFERN, has been sent to deal with the problem.
Even more terrifying, there are rumors of a new superweapon, a massive battle station known as the Pride Star, a devastating weapon concocted by the region's dashingly handsome Imperial Governor, GRAND ADMIRAL GODUNOV, which is capable of transforming an entire planet into a festive, cosmo-drinking land of hedonism and immaculate front lawns. With this new weapon, the Empire hopes to crush the resistance and bring tasteful, bright and cheery order to the galaxy...
*Large letters roll into the distance...*
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