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I knew it, it wasnt the subway... it was from all the calories he lost by.... 
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Most of you guys probably:
1) Are fat
2) Watch alot of porno
Don't throw stones!We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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....most? MOST are not americans you know!
-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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Candians are American vassals.
We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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Down women!! Go porn!! My right hand would never be with another guy!Comment
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Originally posted by Ted Striker
Candians are American vassals.
Please, no insults.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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Cleaning your hoes, Ted?Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!Comment
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For the uninformed, what is Jared?http://tools.wikimedia.de/~gmaxwell/jorbis/JOrbisPlayer.php?path=John+Williams+The+Imperial+M arch+from+The+Empire+Strikes+Back.ogg&wiki=enComment
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He's the subway guy. Who lost about 200 pounds by eating food from Subway.Comment
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The figurehead of the Subway (sandwich fastfood stores) commercials.
He lost about a bazzilion pounds, on a diet consisting of Subway sandwiches and Speed.Comment
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Great nick.. btw... 'FatPornoKing'
I wonder if its taken.Comment
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Pretty crass when society takes to comdemning a man merely for keeping a cup of yellow gunk next to his bed for weeks on end. Back in my day this was standard procedure for getting the chicks (and keeping them)."We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John PrineComment
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Originally posted by obiwan18
Cleaning your hoes, Ted? 
We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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That famous Woody Allen line :
Sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner you'd better have a good hand.
There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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Re: Jared from Subway AKA Fat porno King??
Well, this explains what Jared was really doing with all those six inch Subway sandwiches and why he lost so much weight from not eating them.Originally posted by Spectator
3. Before Jared was known for his miraculous weight-loss, he was known for having one of the most comprehensive porno collections on campus. Evidently people would come to check movies out of his extensive library, and many would come up to his dorm room to borrow a movie and then return it 15 minutes later."We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John PrineComment
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