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A general Canadian apology to the US (joke)-- and whats up with US beer?

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  • #16
    I was three minutes late.
    "When you ride alone, you ride with Bin Ladin"-Bill Maher
    "All capital is dripping with blood."-Karl Marx
    "Of course, my response to your Marx quote is 'So?'"-Imran Siddiqui

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Paul Hanson
      You can get ribs at McDonalds? That's news to me.
      It's a sandwich that, on occasion, McDonald's sells.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #18
        It's a great sandwich, too. MMmmmmm, McRibs.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #19
          yeah as DuncaK says, why not just enjoy the silliness of it - why feel the need to bash Canada?


          ah yes the joys of MaccyDs - the lukewarm burger, the soggy fries, the "large drink" half-full of ice - yummy!

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          • #20
            Yeah the popular American beers suck...especially Bud. I don't know how they are the #1 selling beer because quite frankly, Budweiser tastes like piss and foam.

            However, a 30 pack of Miller Lite goes for about $16, which is great my us college students who want to get drunk without paying a lot.

            Off topic: What really pisses me off are all these stupid trendy drinks like Smirnoff Ice, Sky Blue, etc. Not only are they crap, but they cost like $8 for a six pack.

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            • #21
              Canada? You mean that frozen tundra we sectioned off, due to unliveable conditions?
              Debate is on-going to extend to include Michigan's northern peninsula.

              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #22
                The "stupid trendy drinks" are called alcopops in the UK. They're usually stronger than any beer equivalent and taste far nicer. For a nice, drawn out evening, drink beer. For getting smashed fast, chug alcopops.

                To clutch your head the next morning and whimper "why why" drink stuff like Kaluha.
                Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                -Richard Dawkins

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Demerzel
                  I suggest forcing Saddam Hussein to drink American beer, eat American burgers and watch American soaps.

                  The poor bugger will prolly top himself after just a week of the above, I probably would.
                  Saddam is actually a fan of several aspects of American Culture, TV and Movies being #1. not the best muslim.

                  slightly unrelated:

                  i saw this show on MTV (the definative news source, of course) where they went to the house of an Iraqi family. These two Iraqi boys were wearing FUBU. fawking FUBU. they went to their room, they had britney spears / backstreet boys posters. they showed a scene of one boy singing the song. he knows the words, he knows the meanings. he speaks english well enough for a pre-teen Iraqi.

                  and he still says America deserved 9/11. he said it coldly, without any thought or sympathy.

                  sigh.
                  "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
                  - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by dudemanjack
                    However, a 30 pack of Miller Lite goes for about $16, which is great my us college students who want to get drunk without paying a lot.
                    The secret behind American beer revealed! It's cheap and refreshing.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #25
                      American beer gets a bad name because of Bud, Miller, Coors, et al. They really do suck oversized moosecock - and they simply aren't beer.

                      There is much better American beer available to Americans who want it, thank goodness.

                      -Arrian
                      grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                      The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by chegitz guevara


                        The secret behind American beer revealed! It's cheap and refreshing.
                        Beer for the masses
                        Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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                        • #27
                          The only good Budweiser is the orginal Czech Budweiser.
                          Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                          -Richard Dawkins

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                          • #28
                            he speaks english well enough for a pre-teen Iraqi.

                            and he still says America deserved 9/11. he said it coldly, without any thought or sympathy.

                            sigh.
                            If he is a pre-teen, he's lived most of his life under UN sanctions backed by the US after the Gulf war.

                            You wonder why he hates the US ?
                            What?

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                            • #29
                              Right now I'm drinking a very good Grolsch lager, a Dutch beer.
                              Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                              -Richard Dawkins

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                              • #30
                                Sot.
                                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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