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  • #31
    Originally posted by Boris Godunov


    I distinctly recall a thread, a while ago, in which you eloquently espoused that you would a let a guy "slob on my knob" if certain conditions were right...
    True, but the question is "what turns you on"? If I were hammered and some dude wanted to suck it, I can't say for sure what I'd do. Probably puke on him. But if he were good, well, sh1t... I'd just close my eyes.

    I probably have a sliver of gayness in me in that regard, but dudes just don't do it for me.
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #32
      Man, to be so desperate as to let a 0 blow you...
      Tutto nel mondo è burla

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      • #33
        I'm a slut for sense experience. Although I must admit that I would have to be going through a pretty long dry spell before I'd let a 0 do anything to me.
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #34
          Sounds like the time is right for a little Widdecome action, Sava. I mean, you're entering what - the 22nd year of a 22 year dry spell?



          OK, I'll shut up now.

          Btw, Sava, I must compliment you on how much better you are at taking some ribbing than you were a few months ago.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by JohnT


            Shouldn't that be "With oiled palms"?
            MY GOD NO! I use a water-based lubricant
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #36
              ribbed...hehehe....
              "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
              You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

              "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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              • #37
                Well if even Widdecombe floats your boat, try this for size
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                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #38
                  Dude, that's so not cool, posting a pic of Bodd's ex like that.
                  Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                  • #39
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                      Well if even Widdecombe floats your boat, try this for size
                      I want to see the real picture

                      Jon Miller
                      Jon Miller-
                      I AM.CANADIAN
                      GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                      • #41
                        Isn't it an 'ape-ised' Pamela Anderson?
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Provost Harrison


                          Even Ann Widdecombe?

                          Tsk, tsk. You're not showing her in all her lubricious glory. Where are the backless rubber nun's outfit, the strap on and the whip?

                          (noises of chundering off)
                          Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                          ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                          • #43
                            First, I must say 100% female turns me on.

                            And second....shouldn't Bananas go with Dirty Misc?

                            BTW, this whole thread is just , not to mention
                            I AM.CHRISTIAN

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                            • #44
                              Hmm nobody yet used the c word, which is pretty impressive- of course Datajack had nothing better to do
                              I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                              Asher on molly bloom

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                              • #45
                                Had to stop to make sure I voted correctly.

                                Why didn't you set the vote as percentages?

                                10,20,30, etc. to 100% for both male and female?

                                100 female.
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