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  • #76
    Spiffor,

    It's not that all our propellers work. I can tell you they don't allways. It's that we seem to have gotten an early start on you guys.
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    • #77
      Originally posted by Lancer
      Zkribbler

      FOX reported today that the following joke was told by a US senator (don't recall who) on the floor of the senate:

      "How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?"

      Answer:

      "They don't know, it's never been tried."

      If we could transport that Senator back to sept. 1914: maybe we would be lucky and a shell would cut him in half. Sadly, no time travel, so no such luck.

      As for the actual point: of course the French are hedging their bets. You never know when extra planes might come handy to the war effort.
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      • #78
        Gepap doesn't get the joke.

        Gepap,

        They don't know how many Frenchmen it takes, because Paris has never been successfully defended.
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        "All capital is dripping with blood."-Karl Marx
        "Of course, my response to your Marx quote is 'So?'"-Imran Siddiqui

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        • #79
          Originally posted by DuncanK
          Gepap doesn't get the joke.

          Gepap,

          They don't know how many Frenchmen it takes, because Paris has never been successfully defended.
          DuncanK; I more than go the pityful joke, which is why I mentioned sept. 1914. Do you know what happened in sept 1914?

          The US has cultivated our allinece with Western Europe for 50 years, now, because of a disagreement over this issue, we will scrap it? I am sorry, but thie tenure of W is even worse than I could have feared back in 2000.
          If you don't like reality, change it! me
          "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
          "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
          "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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          • #80
            As it stands, my "pull my finger" caption is the cream of the crop of the jokes in this thread.
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            • #81
              Gepap,

              My Bad. You are right. Paris was defended then. I had forgoten about that.
              "When you ride alone, you ride with Bin Ladin"-Bill Maher
              "All capital is dripping with blood."-Karl Marx
              "Of course, my response to your Marx quote is 'So?'"-Imran Siddiqui

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              • #82
                "Weekend Update" can be funny, but you have to be there. You can't just tell the joke on a forum. I don't know if that joke was funny or not. Actually I only laugh at about 10% of the jokes, so it probably just tickled Drakes funny bone.


                The SNL crowd seemed to like it.

                You're right about jokes not being funny when just written down on a forum. You had to see the joke to get it, which is why I asked if anyone else had seen it. The way Tina Fey set it up made it hilarious...
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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Jaakko
                  As it stands, my "pull my finger" caption is the cream of the crop of the jokes in this thread.
                  i agree
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                  • #84
                    Oh, this one's funny. The French are threatening to have the Charles de Gaulle return to home port! Scary stuff!



                    BBC NEWS | World | Europe | French aircraft carrier heads home
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                    • #85
                      The French don't threaten to send ships, they threaten to bring them home!

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                      • #86
                        Now Saddam is scared to death ! I told you so : leave it to us
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                        • #87
                          I'll believe it when I see it. Goverments change what they say every day so it is more important to see exactly what they do.
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                          • #88
                            Oerdin :
                            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
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                            • #89
                              I think Bush already told him to go suck a lemon.
                              "When you ride alone, you ride with Bin Ladin"-Bill Maher
                              "All capital is dripping with blood."-Karl Marx
                              "Of course, my response to your Marx quote is 'So?'"-Imran Siddiqui

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                              • #90
                                From the article about the "Charles de Gaulle":

                                Even the ship's name caused trouble. In 1986, President Mitterrand decided to call it the Richelieu


                                That was close...
                                What?

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