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  • #16
    "4. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? .........A speech impediment."
    I consider myself Italian-American, and that's not offensive, that's just DAMN TRUE!!!
    "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
    Drake Tungsten
    "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
    Albert Speer

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    • #17
      Monolith, has anyone yet told you that both Spink & YYYH are posting here?
      Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
      Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
      "Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
      From a 6th grader who readily adpated to internet culture: "Pay attention now, because your opinions suck"

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      • #18
        It's sports. I knew you'd like that one.


        I like the Italian, Irish and Chinese ones as well .
        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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        • #19
          Q: Why don't you see people from Mexico winning Olympic events?

          A: Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already out of the country!

          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #20
            I don't get the joke about the Chinese and Italians. Can someone explain?

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            • #21
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #22
                Sava:

                Merciless:

                Chinese: Sum Ting Wong = Something Wrong
                Italian: Italians are famous for using hand gestures while talking
                Last edited by Imran Siddiqui; February 13, 2003, 18:18.
                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                • #23
                  I've got another one, but it might cause me to be banned.
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #24


                    Go on Sava, sounds good to me PM it if you must
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #25
                      Re: Something To Offend Damn-near Everybody

                      Originally posted by SlowwHand


                      8. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays? ................Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.


                      Sounds just like something that would happen in Redneckland! (btw... the town I live in is not really called Redneckland - just to state the obvious)

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                      • #26
                        What's a Texan with intelligence (other than improbable) ?

                        An unviable mutation.
                        Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                        ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                        • #27
                          Maybe the dingo ate yo baby.

                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #28
                            Re: Maybe the dingo ate yo baby.

                            Originally posted by SlowwHand
                            As opposed to Texan babies- the babies coyotes reject.
                            Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                            ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                            • #29
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                              • #30
                                I'm offended - where's the Jewish joke?
                                "THE" plus "IRS" makes "THEIRS". Coincidence? I think not.

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