Something To Offend Damn-near Everybody

[molly bloom]

The one about

'what's the similarity between an ultra Orthodox grandmother and a walrus?'





One's hairy, redolent of chopped herring, the other's a marine mammal.

[orange]

dum tshhhhh

[Shi Huangdi]

How come jews aren't criminals?

Because crime doesn't pay.

[ixnay]

Originally posted by Rex Little
I'm offended - where's the Jewish joke?

And just in time for Valentines Day!

Ok, that was a bit too far.

[Ming]

Now you're pushing the limits... I would recommend that you edit that one ixnay

[Pekka]

I got one..

Ok put your tongue in your cheek and ask 'How will we go?' ..come on do it!



... with cab for retards.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Sava:

Merciless:

Chinese: Sum Ting Wong = Something Wrong
Italian: Italians are famous for using hand gestures while talking

Own Goal!!

[SlowwHand]

Originally posted by ixnay


And just in time for Valentines Day!

Ok, that was a bit too far.

The line betweeen "tacky" and "tastefully offensive" is a thin line to walk, isn't it?

[Ming]

No... it wasn't tastefully offensive... just down right offensive

[Stefu]

Pekka: "Millä mennään kotiin?"

"INVATAKSILLA!"

Anyway, since the thread doesn't seem to be closing:

What doesn't work with electricity, doesn't fit in your ass and doesn't buzz?

Russian electrical assbuzzer.

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There once was a blind Finn, deaf Norwegian and a crippled Swede in a wheelchair. They found a bottle, which had a genie, which gave each a wish.

The Finn got the first wish and started shouting "I can see, I can see!"
The Norwegian got the second wish and started shouting "I can hear, I can hear!"
The Swede got the last wish and started shouting "New wheels, new wheels!"

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Three homosexuals were having a conversation. One asked:
"Oh, Börje, if you could be anything you'd want to be, what would you be?"
"Oh, Håkan, I'd be a flower so some wonderful man would press me against his chest. But Håkan, if you could be whatever you'd want to be, what would you be?"
"Oh, Börje, I'd be an ice cream cone, so I could melt all over some wonderful man's hands. What would you be, Uffe?"
"Oh, Börje and Håkan, I'd be an ambulance."
"Why, Uffe? Why an ambulance?"
"So I'd have two strong men jam stuff up my behind and I could just shout "UUAAAUUAAUUAAUUAA!"

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What's the Gypsy triathlon?

Walk to the swimming hall and bike home.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Own Goal!!

Seeing as how he really didn't know, I fail to see how it is an own goal.

[SlowwHand]

There once was a blind Finn, deaf Norwegian and a crippled Swede in a wheelchair. They found a bottle, which had a genie, which gave each a wish.

The Finn got the first wish and started shouting "I can see, I can see!"
The Norwegian got the second wish and started shouting "I can hear, I can hear!"
The Swede got the last wish and started shouting "New wheels, new wheels!"

[Stefu]

Finns have a tradition of "Finn, Swede and Norwegian" jokes. They usually end up with the Swede doing something idiotic.

[Ming]

In the states... the same is true. Most jokes, you can just subsitute the state next door for the butt of the joke. However, some substitutions work better than others

[TheStinger]

One for the Brits(who will have heard it)

What do you call a scouser in a suit.

The accused