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    North Korean government appealing for help to make Bush take their threats seriously have contacted me and want me to run the diplomatic part of their government so that I can help achieve World Peace!!!

    Yippie!!!
    "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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    I am now on an American Airlines plane to P'yongyang. Fear me Horse!! MY WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS!!!! (I've always wanted to say that.)
    "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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    • #3


      This thread will be mingified.
      Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
      Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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      • #4
        can I have a place in your kingdom?

        Jon Miller
        Jon Miller-
        I AM.CANADIAN
        GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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        • #5
          No they won't, now that I have North Korea to back up my threats, Apolyton mods wouldn't dare do anything to offend me!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!!
          "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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          • #6
            At least it's entertaining. I think a certain level of goofiness is generally tolerated in OT, as long as it's limited to the rare thread here or there, and as long as it's not spamming a serious thread.

            This is rather caustic humor, but EvC is an infamous legend in Apolore, and this provides a chance for newbies to see him in action.
            John Brown did nothing wrong.

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            • #7
              Alright first order of Business. First statement to the Bush administration:

              "Bush, READ MY LIPS, North Korea will not tolerate you anymore, we demand that you resign as President, and insist that you confine yourself to house arrest in the state of Texas!!!"
              "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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              • #8
                I'm going to rub some stakes on my face and pour beer on my chest while I listen Guns'nRoses welcome to the jungle and watch porno. Lesbian porno.
                Supercitzen Pekka

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                • #9
                  This is rather caustic humor, but EvC is an infamous legend in Apolore, and this provides a chance for newbies to see him in action.
                  -Felch

                  As a n00b, I second that thought. Fire away, EvC.
                  Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                  "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                  2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                  • #10
                    this one isn't even that good. why don't you give your login back to horse and let him take over again?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by H Tower
                      this one isn't even that good. why don't you give your login back to horse and let him take over again?
                      Oh come on... this is surely better than his old "ming is an alien or sleeps with aliens" crap

                      But NOTHING will match his "showdown" with one of his DL's... now that was classic.
                      Keep on Civin'
                      RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #12
                        CHOSON!!!!!!! HAIL TO THE CHOSON, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







                        HAIL TO THE KOOL KIM JONG IL!!!!!!



                        EVERY1 GO TO DA KOOL PYONGYANG!!!!



                        YA BA-B!!!!! LOOK AT THAT SEXY FACE....

                        Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                        Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ming


                          Oh come on... this is surely better than his old "ming is an alien or sleeps with aliens" crap
                          at least that was a "personal interest" story and besides, I'm sure the punishment for that one was more fun to watch than this thread just being closed like it will be shortly
                          But NOTHING will match his "showdown" with one of his DL's... now that was classic.
                          i liked his evangelism thread better, now that was a great "EVC" thread

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                          • #14
                            Showdown with DLs? Is there a link please?
                            Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                            Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                            • #15
                              Nice assortment of pictures Tass

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