Favorite movie quotes

[mactbone]

Christmas Vacation
"Then why is the floor all wet, Todd."
"I don't know, Margo"

"That there, Clark, that's an RV"

[Felch]

So, you're obviously the big ****, and the men at the side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls; there are big brave balls, and there are little mincy ****** balls... Now dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, they're not clever, they smell *****, and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old *****. And you brought your two little mincy ****** balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no ***** here, just a [dose?] that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a ***** you're having second thoughts, you're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. The fact that you've got 'REPLICA' written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I've got 'DESERT EAGLE .50' written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking.

~Snatch

[monolith94]

"I'll be takin' these Huggies, and whatever cash you got."
Raising Arizona - Excellent choice.
"Well ok then"

[Drake Tungsten]

From Halfbaked...

"First of all to understand what happened to Killer, you gotta understand who Killer the dog was. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz. He's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts Killer into training. They see Killer's good. He's damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother Nibbles. And Killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight Nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and Killer, he killed Nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" He called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. Wow."

[Imran Siddiqui]

Bull Durham

"Annie Savoy: I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. "

"Skip: Don't take this the wrong way Millie, but if I catch you in here again I'll ban you from the ballpark.
Millie: You can't ban me from the ballpark because my daddy donated the scoreboard.
Skip: What do we need a scoreboard for? We haven't scored any runs all season."

"Joe Reardon: He walked 18.
Larry: New league record!
Joe Reardon: Struck out 18.
Larry: Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...
[Joe laughs]
Larry: Also new league records! But, Joe, this guy's got some serious ****. "

"Annie Savoy: [narrating] Baseball may be a religion full of magic, cosmic truth, and the fundamental ontological riddles of our time, but it's also a job."

"Annie Savoy: Listen, sweetheart, you shouldn't listen to what a woman says when she's in the throes of passion. They say the darndest things.
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Yeah, you said "Crash"!
Annie Savoy: Honey, would you rather I were making love to him using your name, or making love to you using his name? "



"Annie Savoy: [narrating] Walt Whitman once said, "I see great things in baseball. It's our game, the American game. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us." You could look it up. "

[aaglo]

"We meet again atlast. Join me to the dark side and togehter we shall rule the galaxy" - guess what movie...

"Damn, damn, damn, damn, DAMN!" - prof. Higgins (Rex Harrison) in My Fair Lady

FATHER/DOCTOR:"Now I want some peace and quiet"
BOB/PATIENT:"I'll be quiet"
SON OF DOCTOR:"...and I'll be peace!"
- Richard Dreyfuss, Bill Murray and (who?) in What about Bob?

[Inverse Icarus]

platoon:
Sgt. Barnes: Ya smoke this sh1t so to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this sh1t. I am reality. There's the way it ought to be, and there's the way it is.

Rhah: And if there's a heaven and God I hope there is, I know he's sitting up there, drunk as a f*cking monkey and smoking sh1t. Because he left his pains down here.

King: Hey, Taylor, how in the f*ck you get here anyway? You look educated.
Chris Taylor: I volunteered for it.
King: You did what?
Chris Taylor: I volunteered. I dropped out of college, told 'em I wanted the infantry, combat, Vietnam.
Crawford: You volunteered for this sh1t, man?
Chris Taylor: Believe that?
King: You's a crazy f*cker, giving up college?
Chris Taylor: Didn't make much sense, I wasn't learning anything. I figured why should just the poor kids go off to war and the rich kids always get away with it.
King: Oh, I see, what we got here is a crusader.
Crawford: Sounds like it.
King: Sh111t, you gotta be rich in the first place to think like that. Ever'body know, the poor are always being f*cked over by the rich. Always have, always will.

Independence day
President Thomas Whitmore: I don't understand, where does all this come from? How do you get funding for something like this?
Julius Levinson: You don't actually think they spend $20,000.00 on a hammer, $30,000.00 on a toilet seat do you?

Captain Steven Hiller: I ain't heard no fat lady!
David Levinson: Forget the fat lady. You're Obsessed with fat lady. Just get us out of here!

Captain Steven Hiller: Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the hell is that smell? I could've been at a barbecue! But I ain't mad.

Signs
Father Graham: People break down into two groups when the experience something lucky. Group number one sees it as more than luck, more than coincidence. They see it as a sign, evidence, that there is someone up there, watching over them. Group number two sees it as just pure luck. Just happy chance. And surely, the people in Group number two are looking at those fourteen lights in very suspicious way. For them, the situation is fifty-fifty. Could be bad, Could be good. But deep down, they feel that whatever happens, they're on their own. And that fills them with fear. Yeah, there are those people. But there's a whole lot of people in the Group number one. When they see those fourteen lights, they're looking at a miracle. And deep down, they feel that whatever's going to happen, there will be someone their to help them. And that fills them with hope. So what you have to ask yourself is what kind of person are you: are you the kind that sees signs, sees miracles? Or do you believe that people just get lucky? Or, look at the question this way: Is it possible that there are no coincidences?

Merrill: Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend their lives. They're like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doin' it twenty five years ago and new nerds are doing it again.
Father Graham: Its just static, Morgan. Frequency.
[Weird noises come from the baby monitor.]
Morgan: It's a code.
Bo: Why couldn't they get girlfriends?

[Kramerman]

Marty: "wait, Doc... you telling me this sucker is nuclear?"

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Doc: "1.21 gigawats!!!! *clasps head in disbelief* 1.21 gigawatts!!!!"

Marty: "what the Hell is a gigawatt!"

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[somethn to htis effect] Marty:" alright, time circuits on, coordinates set, engine running, flux capacitor... err... fluxing..."
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All from one of the greatest trilogies ever

[tinyp3nis]

From Rat Race:

- Miss! Miss, can I have another one of these please.
(waiter turns around and faces him)
- Oh sorry! I thought you were a woman!
- I am a woman.

[monkspider]

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

[aaglo]

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Groundhog day?

[Drake Tungsten]

Groundhog day?

Clerks...

[Darius871]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat." - Jaws

"He chose poorly." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

"All right, you can fit a whole six-pack of beh... soda in here!" - Tommy Boy

"He who fights and runs away can run away another day." - Maverick

"Mother always said you were greedy, Mortimer."
"She meant it as a complement." - Trading Places

"What the F*CK?!" - Die Hard With a Vengeance (you have to have seen it in context to understand)

"Rommel... you magnificent bastard, I read your book!" - Patton

"Like I said... a helluva way to fly into a war..." - Tora Tora Tora

"Some people out there... actually care what color the kitchen is." - The Untouchables

[Richelieu]

What we have here... is a failure to communicate.

from Cold Hand Luke.

[Guynemer]

Inigo: Who are you?

Wesley: No one of consequence.

Inigo: Please, I must know.

Wesley: Get used to disappointment.

Inigo: Okay.

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I didn't even eat the mousse!