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  • #16
    From my favorite movie ever...

    ("The Marriage of Figaro" is playing in the background.)
    RED I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.

    (Andy and Red are placing books on the shelves in the prison library they're working to expand. They're discussing Warden Norton's money-laundering scheme.)
    RED If they ever catch on, he's gonna wind up in here wearing a number himself.
    ANDY C'mon, I thought you had more faith in me than that...
    RED I'm know you're good, Andy, but all that paper leaves a trail. Anybody gets too curious -- FBI, IRS, whatever -- that trail's gonna lead to somebody.
    ANDY Sure it will. But not to me, and certainly not to the warden.
    RED All right, then, who?
    ANDY Randall Stevens.
    RED Who?
    ANDY The silent-silent partner. He's the guilty one, Your Honor - the man with the bank accounts. That's where the filtering process starts. They trace it back, all they're gonna find is him.
    RED Yeah, okay, but who the hell is he?
    ANDY He's a phantom, an apparition. Second cousin to Harvey the Rabbit. I conjured him out of thin air. He doesn't exist... except on paper.
    RED You can't just make a person up!
    ANDY Oh, sure you can, if you know how the system works, and where the cracks are. It's amazing what you can accomplish by mail... Mr. Stevens has a birth certificate, driver's license, Social Security card... If they ever track those accounts, they'll wind up chasing a figment of my imagination.
    RED Well I'll be damned... Did I say you were good? ****, you're a Rembrandt!
    ANDY It's funny, though... on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.
    (Red laughs.)

    (Red is at a parole hearing.)
    PAROLE OFFICER It says here that you've served forty years of a life sentence. Do you feel that you've been rehabilitated?
    RED Rehabilitated? Well, now, let me see... You know, I don't have any idea what that means.
    PAROLE OFFICER Well, it means that you're ready to rejoin society...
    RED (interrupting him) I know what you think it means, sonny. To me, it's just a made-up word - a politician's word - so young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and tie, and have a job. What do you really want to know? "Am I sorry for what I did?"
    PAROLE OFFICER Well, are you?
    RED There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then... a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense into him - tell him the way things are - but I can't. That kid's long gone... this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bull**** word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time, because to tell you the truth, I don't give a ****.
    (The parole officer flips through some papers and approves Red's parole.)

    (Red is on a bus headed for the Mexican border.)
    RED I find I'm so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I imagine it's the excitement only a free man can feel - a free man at the start of a long journey, whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border... I hope to see my friend and shake his hand... I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams... I *hope*...
    CGN | a bunch of incoherent nonsense
    Chris Jericho: First-Ever Undisputed Champion of Professional Wrestling & God Incarnate
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    Head Coach/General Manager, Kyrandia Dragonhawks (2004 Apolyton Fantasy Football League Champions)

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    • #17
      "Keep firing a$$holes!"

      "Oh... your helmet is so big"

      "I have been called bad before, people say I do things that are not... correct to do. I do not believe in such talk as this. I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time. For example, what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord? My ass!"

      "You broke a thermometer in my hand, psycho!"
      "Rub it in my hair."

      "I don't want FOP goddamnit! I'm a Dapper Dan man."
      "Watch your language son this is a public market, you want Dapper Dan I can order it for you... be here in a couple of weeks."
      "Well ain't this place just a regular geographical oddity... two weeks from everywhere!"

      "Let's show this prehistoric ***** how we do things downtown!"

      "I the year of the (don't remember exactly) the Traveler came in the form of a giant Slor. Many subs and zouls knew what it was like to be roasted in the belly of the Slor that day I can tell you."
      "Luck's last match struck in the pouring down wind." - Chris Cornell, "Mindriot"

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      • #18
        there are too many.

        Many from Unforgiven. "Deserve's got nothing to do with it" before Clint blows the guy away.

        from the Naked Gun. "Nice Beaver" as the chick is standing over Leslie Neilson on a ladder and pulls out a stuffed beaver.

        "Yippie Kayay mother****er" from Die Hard . Not sure how to spell it though.

        and many more...

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        • #19
          "Nice Beaver"

          "Thanks. I just had it stuffed."
          Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
          And notifying the next of kin
          Once again...

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          • #20
            "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fu** a person in the ass, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around."
            "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
            -Bokonon

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            • #21
              "Don't you think that idea is a little half-baked?
              Oh no, Dad, it's completely baked. "


              "Listen to me. What happened between me and Mrs. Robinson was nothing. It didn't mean anything. We might just as well have been shaking hands.
              Shaking hands? Well, that's not much saying for my wife, is it? "


              "Do you find me undesirable?
              Oh no, Mrs. Robinson. I think, I think you're the most attractive of all my parents' friends. I mean that. "
              I'm 49% Apathetic, 23% Indifferent, 46% Redundant, 26% Repetative and 45% Mathetically Deficient.

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              • #22
                EDDIE
                All right. Everybody cough up some green for the little lady.
                Come on. Throw in a buck.

                MR. PINK
                Uh-uh. I don't tip.

                EDDIE
                You don't tip?

                MR. PINK
                No - I don't believe in it.

                EDDIE
                You don't believe in tipping?

                MR. BLUE
                You know what these chicks make? They make ****.

                MR. PINK
                Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit.

                (Mr. Blonde laughs.)

                EDDIE
                I don't even know a ****ing Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me just get this straight. You don't ever tip, huh?

                MR. PINK
                I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip, if they really put forth the effort, I'll give 'em something extra, but I mean this tipping automatically is for the birds.

                (Eddie laughs.)

                I mean as far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.

                MR. BLUE
                Hey, this girl was nice.

                MR. PINK
                She was OK - but she wasn't anything special.

                MR. BLUE
                What's special, take you in the back and suck your ****?

                (They laugh.)

                EDDIE
                I'd go over 12% for that.
                If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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                • #23
                  "Yippie Kayay mother****er" from Die Hard . Not sure how to spell it though.
                  Damnation! I was gonna say this one! what are the odds?

                  oh well. another cool one would be the whole "you feelin lucky, punk?" scene from Dirty Harry.

                  And of course, the most memorable,
                  "Luke.... I AM your father! *clenches fist in the air*"

                  lots of other good ones too.

                  Kman
                  "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
                  - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
                  Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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                  • #24
                    I prefer "Luke, I am your... Mother!"

                    Or my favourite from Thumb Wars:
                    "My name, is Obidoop Scoobydooby Banobi. I have the silliest name in the Galaxy"

                    I'll post some better quotes when I remember them
                    Smile
                    For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                    But he would think of something

                    "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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                    • #25
                      Here's to Medeleine Kahn!
                      "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                      Drake Tungsten
                      "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                      Albert Speer

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                      • #26
                        And of course, the most memorable,
                        "Luke.... I AM your father! *clenches fist in the air*"
                        I always thought "Luke, I had ya mum" would be more of a kicker.
                        Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
                        "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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                        • #27
                          "It's good to be the king."

                          ACK!
                          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                          • #28
                            From the horrid TV movie "V":

                            "its the only chance we've got"


                            The internet movie database www.imdb.com is a good quick source for movie quotes.
                            Be the bid!

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Oerdin
                              quote:

                              I know what your thinking. Did I fire six shots or seven? The real question you should be asking yourself is "Do I feel lucky?". Well, punk! Do you?


                              Dirty Harry is the man.
                              He may be the man, but he doesn't know how many bullets a .44 revolver holds...
                              "I'm a guy - I take everything seriously except other people's emotions"

                              "Never play cards with any man named 'Doc'. Never eat at any place called 'Mom's'. And never, ever...sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own." - Nelson Algren
                              "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin (attr.)

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                              • #30
                                High School High

                                Principal "Who is she?"

                                Jon Lovitz " My B**ch...........welll, my significant other.."

                                ACK!
                                Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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