Favorite movie quotes

[self biased]

from PCU:

Womynist: "It's like, if you're nice to them, they bring you stuff?"

[David Floyd]

From Reservoir Dogs:

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

[Tuberski]

"Son, you gotta panty on your head."

ACK!

[CapitanGarlic]

From Cecil B. Demented

"I used to have so many problems in my life, and now I just have one: Drugs! It's such a clarification!"

Paraphrasing...haven't seen it in a while.

Also, from Mafia:

"I'd like to make a toast...Man is like a piece of Cheese...(sits)"

[Boris Godunov]

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!"

[Guynemer]

I'll be takin' these Huggies, and whatever cash you got.

[Kramerman]

Gladiator
Maximus,
"On my signal... unleash Hell..."

Brave Heart
Wallace,
"They can take our lives, but they can never take our FREEDOM!!!"

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Splinter,
"I made a funny, HAHAHAHA!"

[tandeetaylor]

The one that comes to mind is from Analyze This. It's exteremely paraphrased, and I don't remember their character names.

Crystal: Are you happily married?
DeNiro: Yes.
Crystal: Then why do you have a girlfriend?
DeNiro: Are you kidding me? That's the mouth she uses to kiss my children goodnight.

[Thrawn05]

The Longest Day.

The scene where the scottish troops were continueing their march over a bridge, one of the scotts plays the bag pipes. At the same time two Irishmen, both with heavy a brogue, where taking cover.


Irishmen 1: [Putting cotton balls in his ears] Yup, he's at it again. Haven't you ever heard such a bleeding racket in all your life?

Irishmen 2: Ahhh it's an Irishmen to play the pipes.

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I forgot what this movie was called, but it was about a man going to Westpoint just before WWI. Westpoint played a football game against Nortre Dame, this of course was when football was just starting. The man made a bet with his father that Westpoint would win. They watched the game and during that game ND THREW the ball, somthing never done before. And since there wasn't anything in the rule books that said you can't, ND was able to win.

The Father: [As he was collecting his money from his son after the game.] This is what you get for betting against the Holy Mother of the Church.

[Static Universe]

Travis Bickle from Taxi Driver:

Listen, you fu**ers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the c**ts, the dogs, the filth, the s**t. Here is a man who stood up.

[Thrawn05]

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Originally posted by self biased
from PCU:

Womynist: "It's like, if you're nice to them, they bring you stuff?"
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You know when my english teacher back in college asked the class to pick a movie to watch to learn about irony, I asked for PCU. She called me a bigot. She ignored everyone's suggestions (Including irony filled movies like Forrest Gump (she said that was offensive to those with mental disorders) and The Natural (she said it painted baseball players in a 'bad light') and instead brought Higher Learning.

I love that movie though, it reminds me of college.

[tandeetaylor]

That must have been a fun English class...

[Thrawn05]

QUOTE:
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Originally posted by tandeetaylor
That must have been a fun English class...
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Aftering going to her office and seeing her degrees, I can safely say my old college has been infiltraded by Berkley Liberals.

I wouldn't even call it an english class. I think touched this subject a few times in the past year I've been here at poly. I had a quit a few "english" teachers that were more PC brainwashers.

Can't say White, you must say "Western European", and so on with other races. Why? Because White, Black, Asian, etc. are "labels". Of course I chewed them out with that. Asking that "If White is a label? Then isn't 'Western European' just another label for the same damn thing?"

That shut her up, cost me two letter grades but at least I felt better about myself. Most of the other students in the class agreed with me.

[Master Zen]

I've always thought that being too PC is like reverse-racism, you know what I'm saying? It's like feeling sorry or bad for other people so you call them different, yet by doing so you are admiting that they are different.

So I'm a lazy mofo.... wait, call me "activity challanged"

Anyway, here's my quote (although I must admit I AM YOUR FATHER is my fave):

Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Most romantic quote:

Princess Leia: I love you.
Han Solo: I know.

[Nivek]

The end of "Some Like It Hot" has to be a classic:-

Tony Curtiss (taking off wig) "But I'm a man"

Joe E. Brown "Well nobody's perfect."