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  • #76
    Originally posted by JohnT
    Me, I'm content with my little old jetpack.
    Phaser!
    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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    • #77
      Fembot!
      KH FOR OWNER!
      ASHER FOR CEO!!
      GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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      • #78
        Some kind of neural interface thinginabobber that lets me scan books/movies/etc. in an instant, allowing me to read/view/whatever them at my leisure and also allowing me to process them at vastly increased speeds.

        Also a drunk-chip -- flip it on, and you're anything from tipsy to smizzashed. Cheap, and no hangover. A must-have for anybody who's ever been knurd.

        Oh yeah, and ocular implants. I hate contact lenses, and besides, it'd be cool to be able to see in infrared.
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        • #79
          Originally posted by Azazel
          a spaceship that looks like a jet fighter, but can go to space, and fly as fast as you can, even faster than life...
          Faster than life?
          (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
          (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
          (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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          • #80
            Maybe he meant faster than life on crack...

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            • #81
              Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
              Fembot!
              Screw your fembot!
              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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              • #82
                Screw your fembot!


                That's the general idea...
                KH FOR OWNER!
                ASHER FOR CEO!!
                GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                • #83
                  Exactly.

                  Edit: Bloody cross-posts. They can administer ass-wrappage.
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                  • #84
                    Imortality, just give me some chromosomal telomerase enzyme and I shall be immortal, I SHALL BE A GOD!

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by Odin
                      Imortality, just give me some chromosomal telomerase enzyme and I shall be immortal, I SHALL BE A GOD!
                      You will be immortal but with less and less Brain-Cells

                      You loose more Neurons every year than are regrown. So I´d expect you to be a real "No-Brainer" after maybe 200-300 years
                      Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                      Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                      • #86
                        Watch it, I never set up that joke, so I could deem it as an insult
                        you didn't, It was Mad Monk who did.
                        urgh.NSFW

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                        • #87
                          You dare deny us SLEEP with your Enertron!!!!

                          BLASPHEMERS! HERETICS! INFADELS!

                          A personal "infinite" checking account
                          Access to all things ever written, or ever to be written at the touch of a button.
                          The do-hicky that warps time.
                          If you don't like reality, change it! me
                          "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                          "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                          "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                          • #88
                            An Improbability Drive.
                            "I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best." - Gracie Allen

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                            • #89
                              I like sleep. I hate NEEDING sleep.
                              urgh.NSFW

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                              • #90
                                Infidels, GePap, Infidels.
                                I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                                For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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