Things you want that don't exist.

[Sava]

I've thought long and hard about this. I'd like an omnipotent computer that I could query any question possible and get a detailed explanation. With this computer would be a USB component that is as follows: a small box... a pebble is placed in this box, and transforms the pebble into anything I want when I put a drop of water on it. I describe what I want to the computer and it engineers the device/object. This computer would also have an advanced AI whose sole purpose is to serve me. Of course, it has voice recognition abilities and such. That way, my one object/device could create anything else I wanted. It's the gift that keeps on giving

[Drake Tungsten]

In all seriousness, I would like a Vanessa Kensingston-model Fembot...

[Shi Huangdi]

A remote control with a mute button that worked on people.

[JohnT]

Originally posted by monkspider
Good one Boris.

For me?
Enertron- A device that provides the equivalent of eight hours of sleep in just a few minutes.

You see? Even Commies and Capitalists (Cappies?) have things in common. Good idea!

[Edan]

A holodeck
An intelligent android
A TARDIS
A Jetson's style flying car
A talking dog
World peace
Warp Drive
A mind probe
DisneyGalaxy and DisneyUniverse
The Mind Machine from Altair-4
An Interphase-Cloacking Device
A mind-keyboard (ie, just think it, and it gets typed/programmed)
An Amulet that would freeze people when I said "Shut Up!"



Hmmm...

SHUT UP!
...
Damn.

[Kontiki]

A truly centrist US political party that actually had a shot at winning an election. Or the workout pill thingy.

[Sava]

What about those of us that are neither? Good thread BTW John

[JohnT]

Originally posted by monkspider
Imagine how revolutionary it would be if something like the Enertron were created. We spend about a third of our day sleeping usually. People would have unprecedented free time to learn new things and so forth.

:snort:

More like we'd have more free time masturbating and goofing off doing the same ****e we do the other 16 hours.

[Caesar the Great]

teleporter is one of the last things I'd want!!

love, happiness, imaginary friends, world peace, eternal life, a grammy, omnipotence or is that impotence? the perfect woman, honest government, virtuous corporations, intelligent life

[Skanky Burns]

A morphing fembot... able to change to any female's shape...

[Sava]

Personally, I'd like a device that made me sleep longer ... longer, and more dreams... ahhhhh yeah!

[Drake Tungsten]

A morphing fembot... able to change to any female's shape...

Ohhhh, I didn't think of that! Great idea, Skanky!

[JohnT]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
A morphing fembot... able to change to any female's shape...

*...JohnT opens mouth, considers consequences, shuts mouth and backs out of thread...*

[Sava]

I'd like to be a morphing man-bot

[mrmitchell]

Actually...throw out all of my previous suggestions.

a Time Warp Virtual Reality Room.

That, my friends, would be THE thing. I think I'd die from starvation if there wasn't an auto-boot from the room every so many hours. (Hopefully that's a feature.)