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I read in the Daily Telegraph that an old friend of mine (well someone who was in my class at school, anyway) who I haven't seen for about 4 years got arrested for stalking the other day. He's in jail now. Always was a wierd one. Pretty bizare reading the paper and coming to a story like that about someone you know.
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I have discovered that China and Spain are really one and the same country, and it's only ignorance that leads people to believe they are two seperate nations. If you don't belive me try writing 'Spain' and you'll end up writing 'China'."
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Boris baby honey sweety pumpkin, you wouldn't mind suggesting to your sweet, lovely, and I'm sure amazingly hot friend that a good investment for his new found capital would be to send a few thousand to lil ol me. I mean, he's got enough cash to eat cocktail weenies with C-list celebs now and just gave the US government an entire trailer park's welfare cheques amount in tax, what's a few thousand anyway to part with? I'd be suuuuuch a better thing to spend that money on that something as daft as, oh, a pension or feeding the homeless or crap like that.
Remember Boris, I wuv you because you have a rich friend.
Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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I love you more Boris!
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Completely off-topic, but I just saw that www.riaa.org (the place that wants to hack everyone's PC's to stop them pirating) was hacked and the main page replaced by an organisation advertising stuff like Kazaa. Made me think, "How cool is this?!"
It's gone now, but still applies... now you can get back to your masturbation talk.Comment
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Quiet redjon you thieving weaselmonkey, I love Boris more and I'm willing to do anything for mone...err, to show my affection.
Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard DawkinsComment
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Go on then
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Or he could sponsor me and pay my tuition for college! YEAH! That's cool, and you know, I love you too Boris!
Now that's a good investment.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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It's sad you guys would behave this way towards me, and I didn't even win the million dollars. I'd hate to see what you jackals would try on my friend!
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Pekka, great story. I think it's time to get an even smaller car."I'm so happy I could go and drive a car crash!"
"What do you mean do I rape strippers too? Is that an insult?"
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MattBoy, I don't think so, it's actually 2 front seats and you can put your groceries in the back.
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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I support Boris' friend's rights to privacy.Originally posted by reds4ever
..either tell us the show or this thread turns into a finnish lesbian ****fest!
..it's up to you
Boris, don't tell them a thing.
I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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