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  • Huggy Jesus!

    This website is for sale! huggyjesus.com is your first and best source for all of the information you’re looking for. From general topics to more of what you would expect to find here, huggyjesus.com has it all. We hope you find what you are searching for!


    Is it just me, or is there something wrong with Huggy Jesus's feet?
    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

  • #2
    this made my day

    Spread the love of Jesus today
    CSPA

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    • #3
      I'll bet fifty bucks that these things are actually sewn by children in some third world country...
      This is Shireroth, and Giant Squid will brutally murder me if I ever remove this link from my signature | In the end it won't be love that saves us, it will be mathematics | So many people have this concept of God the Avenger. I see God as the ultimate sense of humor -- SlowwHand

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      • #4
        I think you're wrong

        As he was praying he looked up and saw a vision of Jesus on the altar, and Jesus seemed to be looking down to him. He seemed to beckon Sean to rise up and come in His direction.

        Jesus' outstretched arms and loving gaze inspired Sean, who was so shaken by what he was experiencing, to cry openly. Tears were streaming down his face as he crawled onto the altar and gave Jesus a hug.

        That loving embrace inspired Sean to go out into the world and make a huggable doll in His image so (with the a little help from his friends) the whole world could receive a hug from Jesus.
        CSPA

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        • #5
          I feel a sudden urge to read the bible and thereafter go out in the streets and hit people in the head with the holy scripture in the name of the LORD. The doll must be working!

          Oh wait it's -30 C outside, never mind.... I think I'll stay atheist.

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          • #6
            this is just disgusting...but i read the story and
            dang you gotta feel sorry for the dude , hes just
            trying to make a living... gawd these are some hard
            times for some folks.
            "If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -Katherine Hepburn

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            • #7
              Re: Huggy Jesus!

              Originally posted by Stefu
              This website is for sale! huggyjesus.com is your first and best source for all of the information you’re looking for. From general topics to more of what you would expect to find here, huggyjesus.com has it all. We hope you find what you are searching for!


              Is it just me, or is there something wrong with Huggy Jesus's feet?
              They make crucifixion easier.
              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
              "Capitalism ho!"

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              • #8
                Originally posted by boann
                this is just disgusting...but i read the story and
                dang you gotta feel sorry for the dude , hes just
                trying to make a living... gawd these are some hard
                times for some folks.
                yeah, classic rags to riches story

                Remember: If you need to get your feet back on the ground, just find a way to profit off of jesus! These guys did!
                "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                • #9
                  Re: Re: Huggy Jesus!

                  Originally posted by DaShi


                  They make crucifixion easier.

                  "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
                  - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by orange


                    yeah, classic rags to riches story

                    Remember: If you need to get your feet back on the ground, just find a way to profit off of jesus! These guys did!
                    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Bad, bad, bad!

                    "Welcome to Divine Interventions, home of the Baby Jesus Butt Plug and more..."

                    That line ALONE had me ROTFLMAO!! Awful, just awful...
                    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                    • #11
                      First problem that comes to my mind is idolatry

                      Instead of gold or wood, we have plush dolls.
                      Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                      "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                      2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                      • #12
                        and dildos
                        "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                        You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                        "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by obiwan18
                          First problem that comes to my mind is idolatry

                          Instead of gold or wood, we have plush dolls.
                          'Tis true.....trying to be holy, the poor saps making a fool of himself...
                          I AM.CHRISTIAN

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by obiwan18
                            First problem that comes to my mind is idolatry

                            Instead of gold or wood, we have plush dolls.
                            Please, most Protestants worship the Bible over God. Jesus, himself, could come down to Earth and begin preaching, and I guarantee that there will be a large group of people criticizing his statements that don't coincide with the Bible.
                            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                            "Capitalism ho!"

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                            • #15
                              "Jesus, himself, could come down to Earth and begin preaching, and I guarantee that there will be a large group of people criticizing his statements that don't coincide with the Bible."

                              Agree, DaiShi- but would it be the Christians doing so? It's a good way for atheists to sow doubt, he can't be Christ, because he doesn't follow the bible.

                              Protestants, particularly evangelicals place a large value on scripture, but it doesn't mean we worship scripture. We'd much rather worship the author.
                              Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                              "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                              2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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