What's the point of alcohol?

[My Wife Hates CIV]

'Until a couple of years ago, I never drunk any alcohol. Now, I am a very light social drinker. I think getting drunk is distasteful, and to the notion of 'lossening up': if these gains are achieved by the use of drugs, they are hardly real gains. If you want to loosen up, go to a psychologist to get rid of your social phobias: it will be far softer on your liver, and long term perhaps your wallet as well.'


hmmm... you're not normal. that's all i can come up with. probably a bit boring also.