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  • #46
    The object of your desire has to have a nook!
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #47
      Originally posted by chegitz guevara
      You realize that getting nookie is the antithesis of homosexuality for men, yes?
      What's the equivalent? Fistage?
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      • #48
        Originally posted by chegitz guevara
        The object of your desire has to have a nook!
        Uh...they do...at least 2 of them
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        • #49
          Originally posted by loinburger
          What's the equivalent? Fistage?
          nookie=vulva and vagina
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #50
            Originally posted by loinburger


            What's the equivalent? Fistage?
            Eww.
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            • #51
              Originally posted by loinburger


              What's the equivalent? Fistage?
              OOOOH... OWWW! That will ruin your morning...
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by loinburger


                What's the equivalent? Fistage?
                wouldnt that be lez, not gay?
                :-p

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Calc II


                  wouldnt that be lez, not gay?
                  Uh, think about it a bit.
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                  • #54
                    Damn, this thread went downhill quick. I step away for a minute to shave and when I come back, we're talking about fistage. Ewwwww.

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                    • #55
                      Agreed. Avoiding the draft ---> fistage is a remarkable shift over 3 short pages...

                      Let's drag this back on subject:

                      Sprayber, couldn't agree more about reservists. When you make such a voluntary choice as to join the reserves and reap the benefits thereof, there is no excuse for shirking the obligations that come along with it.
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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                        Sprayber, couldn't agree more about reservists. When you make such a voluntary choice as to join the reserves and reap the benefits thereof, there is no excuse for shirking the obligations that come along with it.
                        If you joined to defend the US and you got sent oversees to attack some country that never did anything to you, you can reasonably make the choice to refuse to serve.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #57
                          che: I'm sorry but if you join the army of a regional hegemon, it is reasonably certain that you really should be prepared for such things like that. It speaks to an astounding level of cowardice and selfishness that they would join the army in order to reap the benefits and whine when being asked to fulfill the obligations.
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                          • #58
                            I was not aware that there is some sort of condition of being a reservist that they will only be called upon to defend the country, not go abroad.

                            While I am not a fan of international expeditions, I do think that those who volunteer for military service are obligated to fulfill their duties. Within the bounds of the law, of course (i.e., no human rights violations, a la Mai Lai).
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                            • #59
                              wait wait, im not done with the fistage topic... so if...

                              just kidding.
                              :-p

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                              • #60
                                if ur a buddhist u mite not get drafted.. u cant be forced to kill against your religious beliefs. Most religion does "allow" u to kill in certain circumstance tho so you cant just say oh well ten commandment say thou shalt not kill.
                                :-p

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