How to avoid the Draft

[loinburger]

Nah, the easiest way out is to flunk your psychological assessment. Just keep saying "Yarrr, I will eat your babies" or "We musn't taint our precious bodily fluids" or something.

[Drake Tungsten]

Originally posted by Boris Gudunov
Ahhh, one of the benefits of being a middle-class white homo...

Sorry, but this reminded me of the Tenacious D episode, where the D go on the road and end up at a cult compound where the members grow giant vegetables with their own human waste. Commenting on the vegetables, the cult leader says:

Cult Leader: It's one of the advantages of living in your own waste.

Kyle Gass: Really? What are the others?

And then the cult leader looks all confused and can't think of an answer.

[SlowwHand]

"to give counseling to reservists who didn't want to go"


So these were less than brilliant people who thought this would just be a good way to pick up some extra bucks via what they assumed to be a part-time job?
We really need people in the field who are more on the ball than that.

[Timexwatch]

Isn't the best way to avoid being shot in the Army is to join the Navy

[Sprayber]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
I think the name of the organization is the Draft Resistors League, or some such thing. I worked with them back in the first Gulf War, to give counseling to reservists who didn't want to go. I asked them about the saying you're a commie, and was told that historically it doesn't get you out, it gets you put someplace you are likely to be killed, presumably by other commies. The Army has a sense of humor after all, it seems.

It's one thing to resist the draft but for reservist to not want to go is ****ed up. Let them pay every single dime they got for college and pay and they can get out of it. Otherwise they have no sympathy from me.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

Originally posted by Boris Gudunov
Ahhh, one of the benefits of being a middle-class white homo...

Sorry, but this reminded me of the Tenacious D episode, where the D go on the road and end up at a cult compound where the members grow giant vegetables with their own human waste. Commenting on the vegetables, the cult leader says:

Cult Leader: It's one of the advantages of living in your own waste.

Kyle Gass: Really? What are the others?

And then the cult leader looks all confused and can't think of an answer.

Hehe. Well, there are other advantages to being a white middle-class homo...

[Shi Huangdi]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
"to give counseling to reservists who didn't want to go"


So these were less than brilliant people who thought this would just be a good way to pick up some extra bucks via what they assumed to be a part-time job?
We really need people in the field who are more on the ball than that.

Ya pretty dumb....... But then it's good they express their stupidity in that way because we can clear them of the gene pool by doing that minefield with a pogostick thing..

[Drake Tungsten]

Hehe. Well, there are other advantages to being a white middle-class homo...

Really? What are they?

Edit: Added quote for a certain smartass...

[Boris Godunov]

Little sticks with springs you bounce up and down on, Drake.

[Drake Tungsten]

I can't tell if that was just a bad joke, or a really clever double entendre...

[Boris Godunov]

Well, some benefits include:

-Increased financial well-being through not having to support a family

-Benefit in a progressive environment from positive stereotypes (he must be clean, smart, articulate, etc.).

-Abject fear at offending me lest I call in the forces of political correctness (note: only works on guilt-ridden liberals)

-Within the homo community, being white and middle-class is the ideal for many when seeking mates. So I get plenty of nookie.

-Straight girls instantly think I'm their best friend and tell me all their raunchiest stories about their bfs/dates.

[Drake Tungsten]

Is it just me, or does that Santa hat make the :naughty: smilie look a million times more perverted?

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
-Within the homo community, being white and middle-class is the ideal for many when seeking mates. So I get plenty of nookie.

You realize that getting nookie is the antithesis of homosexuality for men, yes?

[Japher]

come and sit on Santa's lap
would you like a candy cane
do you want to take a ride on Santa's Sleigh
Let me take a look on my list. My, you have been naughty

Is it just me, or does that Santa hat make the smilie look a million times more perverted?

Nope. I have no idea what you are talking about.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
You realize that getting nookie is the antithesis of homosexuality for men, yes?