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  • #16
    So even if you are banging your shoe against the draft boards desk and saying how you hope to join the military so you can encourage your unit to revolt and how you think the United States is evil they still make you serve?
    "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

    "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Shi Huangdi
      So even if you are banging your shoe against the draft boards desk and saying how you hope to join the military so you can encourage your unit to revolt and how you think the United States is evil they still make you serve?
      Probably in a unit clearing minefields.
      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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      • #18
        I think the name of the organization is the Draft Resistors League, or some such thing. I worked with them back in the first Gulf War, to give counseling to reservists who didn't want to go. I asked them about the saying you're a commie, and was told that historically it doesn't get you out, it gets you put someplace you are likely to be killed, presumably by other commies. The Army has a sense of humor after all, it seems.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #19
          Why would the US need to have a draft for a war with a weak nation like Iraq? It makes no sense.
          For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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          • #20
            The occupation of large swaths of the Middle East might require one.
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • #21
              As much sense as bullying our way into a war with a weak nation like Iraq in the first place.
              Tutto nel mondo è burla

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              • #22
                Originally posted by DinoDoc
                Probably in a unit clearing minefields.
                ...with a pogo stick.

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                • #23
                  The Army doesn't want a draft anyway, Fez. Draftees make for poor soldiers.
                  I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                  For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Zkribbler


                    ...with a pogo stick.
                    Would they be that obvious about it?
                    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                      I think the name of the organization is the Draft Resistors League, or some such thing. I worked with them back in the first Gulf War, to give counseling to reservists who didn't want to go. I asked them about the saying you're a commie, and was told that historically it doesn't get you out, it gets you put someplace you are likely to be killed, presumably by other commies. The Army has a sense of humor after all, it seems.
                      Crap. Well in that case I'd guess the method of last resort for getting out of the draft is coming into the draft board wearing a tight white shirt singing "I will survive"
                      "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

                      "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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                      • #26
                        They might ask you to prove it.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                          As much sense as bullying our way into a war with a weak nation like Iraq in the first place.
                          Well Iraq may not be a weak nation for much longer because they will have nukes. Of course liberals want Iraq to have nukes to further their political agenda.

                          And anyways, Dinodoc is right. In Spain we had the draft, and the army wasn't in good shape that way. We now have a voluntary more professional force.
                          For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                          • #28
                            And yet your army is still ****...
                            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                              They might ask you to prove it.

                              Hmm...... Maybe I could get the Apolyton gays to tutor me on interior decorating and then offer to do a fabulous job decorating the Draft Board's building with stuff from Ikea?
                              "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

                              "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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                              • #30
                                Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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