girl, need advice.

[Pekka]

Ok this is my add then, maybe someone will read it:

I'm 22 years old young man from Finland, Europe. I'm quite tall, 185cm and I weigh 90kg. I have blue eyes and dark brown hair. I love music, especially house and jazz. I like to snowboard a lot, and I'm fairly good at it. I also like computers, and I'm looking to study them at some university. I'm not very religious, but I'm christian and plan to stay that way. I'm tolerant, have a good sense of humor and have a large beast. I'm outgoing and social ... social in finnish standards anyway. I might join the army if we get married, so I might get killed at the beginning of our relationship. I don't want any kids soon, but we can practise making them a lot, I have lots of instructional videos, also in NTSC. I'm looking for you, outgoing and nice, normal murrican girl. We can live in your dads basement, though I don't want to communicate with him a lot. I prefer you having a cable, but that's not essential. It would be nice if you snowboard too, so we can have many trips together. You can contact me here.

Kisses and hugs

ps. it doesn't matter if you're from Texas.

[MikeH]

Have a large beast?

[Pekka]

I might want to leave that out of the add? It's better to say I have a large beast than I'm broke and don't have any money.
Anyway I'm a nice guy and there are tons of girls in the US, so I have a good chance.. I think.

[MikeH]

It works well. Leave it in there.

[Pekka]

Ok. Thanks for encouragement. Now I just lay back and wait for answers.. I wonder how many I'll get!

[Bereta_Eder]

I'm Paiktis. I'm sensitive and have a big d!ck.

[MikeH]

I wonder how many you'll get that think it's all entirely serious.

[MikeH]

Originally posted by paiktis22
I'm Paiktis. I'm sensitive and have a big d!ck.

Rephrase it to:

I'm Paiktis. I have a big sensitive d1ck.

[Pekka]

Well.. it IS serious, doh! Don't forget, I almost went on a date last time when I was visiting the US . I even have it on my CV. No wonder I'm out of a job.

[Bereta_Eder]

Originally posted by MikeH


Rephrase it to:

I'm Paiktis. I have a big sensitive d1ck.

And that's because I'm not circumsised.

[Pekka]

You should rephrase it to:

I'm Paiktis, the big d1ck! I'm sensitive.

[Pekka]

So if you're a nice murrican girl... check back to page 2 for my add. You can contact me here!
I'm serious damn it!

[monolith94]

You should take that girl out to a nice relaxing movie, Saint Marcus… Might I suggest Inherit the Wind?
Ewwww I would never date a creationist. I might convert a creationist though.
Plus where the hell are you getting the number that 45% of Americans are YEC's Jack sans-Body? That's totally ridiculous and false. Unless maybe it was from www.kansaspolls.com

[Saint Marcus]

you can have my ex

[Bereta_Eder]

to all those questioning my sensitivity fvck you