If there were a World War III.....

[Pekka]

don't you guys wonder where we are? Yeah.. you go ahead and start the first wave and kill each other, we have planned our moves already! Don't worry about the bully raging all this and that.. worry about the silent guy.
We don't want to beat US first, because they could destroy some other big enemies first, but when it's their turn.. it's their turn. We just take of the batteries and it doesn't work anymore .
By then the world is already messed up, so we just unleash the army of 50 000 000 highly trained and equipped soldiers living underground. Our supersecret fighters will turn the world to us. Before that we destroy every satellite, or did you really think our components in some weather equipments were that innocent? .
And when it's over, santa claus will bring the heads of leaders of every country to us, as a christmas present.

[Bereta_Eder]

you have 50.000.000 soldiers living underground?

wow

[Pekka]

That's S-9 type of information, can't continue with facts. Let's just say... you never knew what happened.

[Bereta_Eder]

S-9 no less.

what does that mean?

something important no doubt.

ok, my lips are sealed.

[Kramerman]

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
The idea of a "free-for-all" is pretty ridiculous. Why would all alliances break down simultaneously? The only way such a situation could happen is if a major network sponsored the thing as "reality TV" and every nation in the world just happened to be bored enough (there's nothing good on TV, ma) to go along.

Please define "win".

It is merely a hypothetical situatin, Captain NoFun

[Pekka]

Good, i know we can trust you paiktis. I think we could give you a job as a intel nco in our organization after the war. We'll establish our prison camp for POWs (but we don't really take them, so they are just to amuse us) to some of our nice islands, so you could be there.
You can do what you want, because you are a good sport, so that's like a present . I think we can even give you and your family a nice present after that.. like Malta or some other insignificant but nice place.

[Bereta_Eder]

Malta is nice thanks

Can I organize basketball games with the POWs?

[Pekka]

Hypothetically though if it was to be a free-for-all and no alliances, the big countries (USA, China, Russia, N-Korea, India, Pakistan etcetc) would launch a massive nuke operation, beucase they all know they're on the list of everyone elses nuke list. The goal would be to be the first to destroy everyone else, or be destroyed.
It would be Dr. Strangelove (the movie) times 100.

[Pekka]

paiktis, what ever you want. Basketball, football, zorbas, what ever .
But just in case you come with the bigger outcome, I expect to get the same job in your army .

[Bereta_Eder]

Sure, it's a deal

We have made a kick ass alliance here BTW. The first of the incoming WWIII no less.

Things are moving forward I can feel it.

edit: oops it's the second actually. We are now officially an "Axis". (takes three to tango here). Things are moving very fast.

[Bereta_Eder]

BTW should I make the american POWs listen to Celin Dion night and day or does this violate some article of the Geneva Convention?

[Pekka]

Hmm... I'm not quite sure. I don't know if americans turn out to be enemies in this war, but if they do, then yes. Also shania twains that don't impress me much 1000 times per day.

[Bereta_Eder]

if they misbehave I might even let lose some Enrique Iglesias on them (but that might be a bit too cruel...)

[Pekka]

paiktis, you seem to be cruel! I'll have to remember that if we have to question someone. I'm sure Ricky Martin is mentioned in the Geneva Convention.

[Bereta_Eder]

Yep. Ricky Martin and biochemical warfare are explicitly forbiden in the Convention.