Our government is in the hands of milleniarians

[Al B. Sure!]

Che:

Is this really that big of an issue? I think there are far more pressing issues than the religious beliefs of some politicians.

Anyway, a lot of today's problems would be solved by paying attention to some of these people. An increase in traditional morals would bring an end to all the drug using, single mothers, etc.


thanks

[Jaakko]

Actually, you're all wrong. The US government is largely controlled by aliens called the Greys. It's not known by many, but the Greys aren't a real race at all -- they're clever but mindless bioconstructs created by another race called Mi-Go, the Fungi from Yuggoth.

The reason for this is obvious, but only once you understand the purposes of the Mi-Go. You see, the End Times are at hand, but not in any biblical sense. The universe is populated by ancient horrors beyond our imagination, and some of them reside right here on Earth, dormant. Once they wake up, it's game over for ol' Earth, and the Mi-Go know this.

What they want is to continue extracting needed resources until the Old Ones return. Using the stereotypical Greys, they are able to hide their operations, which if discovered, would immediately cause violent opposition from humans.

The first signs of the awakening of the Old Ones can already be seen. The foul fish people living in the deeps of our oceans have started migrating, and have attacked human ships and coastal towns more and more recently. Creatures known as the Dark Young of Shub-Niggurath are manifesting frequently, even to those merely dabbling in the dark arts, as is the way of most cults. It is only a matter of time until Great Cthulhu opens his eyes and rises from the sunken city of R'Lyeh. All of mankinds weapons will be useless as the ancient, alien beings claim this planet as their own, and rule it as they once did countless aeons ago.


IÄ CTHULHU FHTAGN!

[Verto]

What I'd like to know is, do the Old Ones support tax cuts?

[Al B. Sure!]

lol. Verto, you just made me crack up

[Dan Severn]

Actually, Jaakko's scenario puts me at ease. Omnipotent aleins are a much better choice of rulers than human beings are...

[Jaakko]

What I'd like to know is, do the Old Ones support tax cuts?

But of course He does, He has no need for money after all. If you have any other questions about His policies, please refer to this FAQ: http://www.cthulhu.org/cthulhu/positions.html

So remember: Cthulhu for President! Why vote for the lesser evil?



apologies for the old campaign poster, the new ones aren't ready yet...

[Dauphin]

*Has flashback to 1996 Simpson's episode*

[Carver]

Originally posted by Albert Speer
Is this really that big of an issue? I think there are far more pressing issues than the religious beliefs of some politicians.

Unfortunately their religious beliefs, at times, directly influence government policy. Many Christian fundamentalists believe that Jesus will return only after the Jews have been returned to their "homeland" in Palestine. Therefore many Christians in America turn a blind eye to atrocities of the Zionist state and wholeheartedly support the ethnic cleansing of the Israeli government.

[Giancarlo]

Originally posted by Dan Severn
Actually, Jaakko's scenario puts me at ease. Omnipotent aleins are a much better choice of rulers than human beings are...

Don't count on it!

If you seen me rule tropico, you will come to the conclusion I am probably one of the best leaders in the world. Police and Military abuse runs rampant and I just eliminate anybody who opposes me or even thinks about protesting.

I will personally have every omnipotent alien shot who tries to rule any country. I the Supreme Dictator, of tropico, have declared war on this omnipotent alien crap, and have declared martial law. Meaning I can jail a bunch of people. Blah...blah...blah... just explaining how my dictatorship would be.

No one can challange me, not even god... the United States of course.

[Dauphin]

Unfortunately their religious beliefs, at times, directly influence government policy. Many Christian fundamentalists believe that Jesus will return only after the Jews have been returned to their "homeland" in Palestine. Therefore many Christians in America turn a blind eye to atrocities of the Zionist state and wholeheartedly support the ethnic cleansing of the Israeli government

The Nazis believed they were the superior Aryan race and that Jews should be exterminated. I don't think its religion that is the problem, its what people are willing to believe that is the problem.

[orange]

Fez - didn't we get you just a few days ago with a quote about mass-extermination of all religious cults??

Make up your fucking mind already for christ's sake.

[Dauphin]

Awful pun.

[Shi Huangdi]

Again, all we have seen is that a few officials were a member of a group with a milleniarian as one of the directors. I still haven't seen any concrete link showing that many members of the Bush administration follow this theology, or that it has had any significant effect. Yes, we are supporting Israel.

[Jaakko]

Pun? Where?!

[Giancarlo]

Originally posted by orange
Fez - didn't we get you just a few days ago with a quote about mass-extermination of all religious cults??

Make up your fucking mind already for christ's sake.

Edit: It was a joke nothing more. Sorry the past message was offensive and removed.