Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
What you Europeans fail to grasp is that the phrase "Under God" is not ideological but merely descriptive:
We burned women to death in Salem, Mass. -- in the name of God (they were witches, after all; if we let them live, they'd eventually encourage our children to read Harry Potter).
We exterminated whole peoples living in North America -- because God gave this land to us, not them (and how do we know? God told us so).
We justified the existence of slavery in the South -- in the name of God (blacks being the children of Ham and therefore condemned to servitude; as Kent Brockman once said, "It's in the Bible, people!").
We passed laws against the employment of the Irish -- in the name of God (Who, everyone knows, is a Protestant).
We looked the other way as the Ku Klux Klan ran amok, committing violence against blacks, Jews, and Catholics -- while marching under the symbol of the Cross.
We curtailed federal investigations of abortion clinic bombing -- because those bombing were the work of God-loving Christians.
We are a nation Under God -- in much the same way that Italy was once a nation Under Mussolini. God help us all.
What you Europeans fail to grasp is that the phrase "Under God" is not ideological but merely descriptive:
We burned women to death in Salem, Mass. -- in the name of God (they were witches, after all; if we let them live, they'd eventually encourage our children to read Harry Potter).
We exterminated whole peoples living in North America -- because God gave this land to us, not them (and how do we know? God told us so).
We justified the existence of slavery in the South -- in the name of God (blacks being the children of Ham and therefore condemned to servitude; as Kent Brockman once said, "It's in the Bible, people!").
We passed laws against the employment of the Irish -- in the name of God (Who, everyone knows, is a Protestant).
We looked the other way as the Ku Klux Klan ran amok, committing violence against blacks, Jews, and Catholics -- while marching under the symbol of the Cross.
We curtailed federal investigations of abortion clinic bombing -- because those bombing were the work of God-loving Christians.
We are a nation Under God -- in much the same way that Italy was once a nation Under Mussolini. God help us all.
Abraham Lincoln together with Christian abolitionists freed the slaves 'under God'
Many single mothers and their children are cared for daily by Christians 'under God' and many fight to save the lives of children from the likes of "Dr" Peter Singer and his minnions 'under God'.
The KKK was shamed and eliminated as a viable force in society by black and white Christians 'under God'
It is probably better to be under God than to be under Stalin, ot Mao, Pol Pot or several other great atheist leaders I could mention. Or maybe renouned atheists like Peter Singer should lead this nation into enlightenment.
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