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Agnostic and I don't really care. People are idiots. Therefore, I voted Banana.
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To answer the guestion about the mural... Mohammed is the guy who is in two pieces. His bottom half is being eaten, while his upper half is... I'm not quite sure what's going on with his upper half. I'm not quite sure I want to know...
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Erm, being that she bragged about it, I find this rather doubtful.
Wouldn't you brag about having sex with 'The Prophet' even if you didn't?
And like Zo said, it was an orphan of his good friend. So he married her for political reasons. To safeguard her, and to show that people should show compassion for good friends (and the whole like). Mohammed was a master politician, so I'd think part was definetly politics.“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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According to Christian teaching, Mohammed is in Hell. Why should they *****-foot around that fact? ANyway, it's an historical painting and art-work. It should stay, and the Moslems protesting this should find someone else's church to bother.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
According to Christian teaching, Mohammed is in Hell. Why should they *****-foot around that fact? ANyway, it's an historical painting and art-work. It should stay, and the Moslems protesting this should find someone else's church to bother.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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It's a cool painting.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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should he be in hell? i don't know, but here's an explanation on why he most probably is in hell.
A friend of mine emailed it to me a long time ago, so you may already know it, but enjoy anyway
A must read for the science buffs out there.
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
chemistry mid term. The answer was so "profound" that the professor shared
it with colleagues, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as
well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas
cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some
variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are
leaving.
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not
leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell,
lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of
these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you
will go to Hell.
Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in
Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law
states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the
same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.
2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of
souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Teresa Banyan during my
Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with
you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in
having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am
sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.
The student received the only "A" given.<Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
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According to Christian teaching, Mohammed is in Hell.
And what do we do with The Last Judgement in the Sistine Chapel, where Michaelangelo painted himself as flayed alive and going to Hell for being a homosexual?
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Originally posted by Adam Smith
Not that I've ever heard, though I am sure you can find somebody to crawl out from under a rock and say so.
I don't think you have to turn over rocks in Mohammed's case. Its hard to find someone that thinks well of him that is not Islamic.
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Ethelred, I agree.
I wonder if any who condemned the recent spate of pedophilia cases by Catholic priests were Moslems. They have no right to speak on this subject given Mohammed's track record.
Ditto their criticism of the Crusades. Mohammed both preached and conducted jihad to spread the faith.
Bush has declared Islam to be a peaceful religion. But across the world today, the only thing that is seems to be preached and taught by perhaps a majority of Islamic religious leaders is hate.
If there ever was a peaceful Islam, it soon will be gone.
Once, not long ago, the Catholic religion officially held that one could not go to heaven unless he was a Catholic. The current Pope has changed all that by reaching out to other religions. This Pope has done a lot for world peace and harmony.
The world of Islam needs a leader like Pope John Paul II - desparately.http://tools.wikimedia.de/~gmaxwell/jorbis/JOrbisPlayer.php?path=John+Williams+The+Imperial+M arch+from+The+Empire+Strikes+Back.ogg&wiki=en
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"Nulla salus extra ecclesia" - no salvation outside church was a catholic doctrine for centuries. With an exception for faithful Jews living before the advent of Christ, because they obviously couldn't follow him. (Ignoring the fact that there are many others who never have had a chance to learn about Jesus ...)Why doing it the easy way if it is possible to do it complicated?
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Christian Bannana,
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