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  • #61
    Mohammed in Hell
    Been reading Dante again Shi?
    Quod Me Nutrit Me Destruit

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    • #62
      Agnostic and I don't really care. People are idiots. Therefore, I voted Banana.

      -Arrian
      grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

      The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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      • #63
        To answer the guestion about the mural... Mohammed is the guy who is in two pieces. His bottom half is being eaten, while his upper half is... I'm not quite sure what's going on with his upper half. I'm not quite sure I want to know...

        -Arrian
        grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

        The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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        • #64
          Erm, being that she bragged about it, I find this rather doubtful.


          Wouldn't you brag about having sex with 'The Prophet' even if you didn't?

          And like Zo said, it was an orphan of his good friend. So he married her for political reasons. To safeguard her, and to show that people should show compassion for good friends (and the whole like). Mohammed was a master politician, so I'd think part was definetly politics.
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Dalgetti
            ZoboZeWarrior : reminds me of some catholic priests , actually.

            they all suck. banana.
            Christians prefere little boys !
            Zobo Ze Warrior
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            Your brain is your worst enemy!

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            • #66
              According to Christian teaching, Mohammed is in Hell. Why should they *****-foot around that fact? ANyway, it's an historical painting and art-work. It should stay, and the Moslems protesting this should find someone else's church to bother.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #67
                Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                According to Christian teaching, Mohammed is in Hell. Why should they *****-foot around that fact? ANyway, it's an historical painting and art-work. It should stay, and the Moslems protesting this should find someone else's church to bother.
                I don't know about that, che. If the Muslim community made a comparable gesture to the Christian community, I'm sure that they could be persuaded to remove the painting.
                I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                • #68
                  It's a cool painting.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #69
                    should he be in hell? i don't know, but here's an explanation on why he most probably is in hell.
                    A friend of mine emailed it to me a long time ago, so you may already know it, but enjoy anyway

                    A must read for the science buffs out there.

                    The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
                    chemistry mid term. The answer was so "profound" that the professor shared
                    it with colleagues, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as
                    well.

                    Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
                    heat)?

                    Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas
                    cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some
                    variant.


                    One student, however, wrote the following:

                    First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
                    to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are
                    leaving.
                    I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not
                    leave.

                    Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell,
                    lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of
                    these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you
                    will go to Hell.

                    Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not
                    belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
                    With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in
                    Hell to increase exponentially.

                    Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law
                    states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the
                    same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.

                    This gives two possibilities:
                    1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
                    Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
                    breaks loose.

                    2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of
                    souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
                    freezes over.

                    So which is it?
                    If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Teresa Banyan during my
                    Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with
                    you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in
                    having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am
                    sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.

                    The student received the only "A" given.
                    <Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
                    Play Bumps! No, wait, play Slings!

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                    • #70
                      According to Christian teaching, Mohammed is in Hell.
                      Not that I've ever heard, though I am sure you can find somebody to crawl out from under a rock and say so. There's plenty enough to clean up right at hand without presuming the condemnation of others.

                      And what do we do with The Last Judgement in the Sistine Chapel, where Michaelangelo painted himself as flayed alive and going to Hell for being a homosexual?

                      Pass the white out?
                      Old posters never die.
                      They j.u.s.t..f..a..d..e...a...w...a...y....

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                      • #71
                        I think we should make more paintings of Muslims in hell.
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by Adam Smith
                          Not that I've ever heard, though I am sure you can find somebody to crawl out from under a rock and say so.
                          A lot people think anyone that is not of their religion belongs there. Just not many are willing to say it outloud. I know at least some Catholics think all non-Catholics will go to hell. Its not a clear Church doctrine but its not clear non-Catholics aren't going there either. I mention this because I can't recall hearing it when I was still Catholic but I ran across a debate on this issue while searching for something else on the internet.

                          I don't think you have to turn over rocks in Mohammed's case. Its hard to find someone that thinks well of him that is not Islamic.

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                          • #73
                            Ethelred, I agree.

                            I wonder if any who condemned the recent spate of pedophilia cases by Catholic priests were Moslems. They have no right to speak on this subject given Mohammed's track record.

                            Ditto their criticism of the Crusades. Mohammed both preached and conducted jihad to spread the faith.

                            Bush has declared Islam to be a peaceful religion. But across the world today, the only thing that is seems to be preached and taught by perhaps a majority of Islamic religious leaders is hate.

                            If there ever was a peaceful Islam, it soon will be gone.

                            Once, not long ago, the Catholic religion officially held that one could not go to heaven unless he was a Catholic. The current Pope has changed all that by reaching out to other religions. This Pope has done a lot for world peace and harmony.

                            The world of Islam needs a leader like Pope John Paul II - desparately.
                            http://tools.wikimedia.de/~gmaxwell/jorbis/JOrbisPlayer.php?path=John+Williams+The+Imperial+M arch+from+The+Empire+Strikes+Back.ogg&wiki=en

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                            • #74
                              "Nulla salus extra ecclesia" - no salvation outside church was a catholic doctrine for centuries. With an exception for faithful Jews living before the advent of Christ, because they obviously couldn't follow him. (Ignoring the fact that there are many others who never have had a chance to learn about Jesus ...)
                              Why doing it the easy way if it is possible to do it complicated?

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                              • #75
                                Christian Bannana,

                                I can't imagine caring one way or the other
                                Read Blessed be the Peacemakers | Read Political Freedom | Read Pax Germania: A Story of Redemption | Read Unrelated Matters | Read Stains of Blood and Ash | Read Ripper: A Glimpse into the Life of Gen. Jack Sterling | Read Deutschland Erwachte! | Read The Best Friend | Read A Mothers Day Poem | Read Deliver us From Evil | Read The Promised Land

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