Did your parents spank you?

[Caligastia]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse


You think that's funny, but I remember:

being hit with a dart
being hit with a pool ball
being hit with a baseball bat
being hit with a golf club
having my collarbone broken
getting kicked in the eye and having to wear an eyepatch for 3 days

Ah, the memories.

I, of course, was a perfect angel towards my siblings...

I remember I locked her out of the house once, and she kicked the glass door and it broke and cut her foot.

She tried to frame me once by putting some of her clothes in the toilet and blaming it on me. Then I pointed out to Mum and Dad that only her crappiest clothes were in there, so they believed me when I told them she did it herself. She got a good spanking that day...

[KrazyHorse]

I figure the fighting toughened us up. I see other people whine when they catch their finger in a door or something, and all I can think is: "you wouldn't have lasted very long at my house". One roll down the stairs and you'd be through...

By the time we were 9 or 10 we didn't get in trouble as much because we'd figured out that if any of us complained then all of us would get punished. My parents werent really firm believers in the "innocent until proven guilty" thing.

[Tiamat]

I got the typical "wait till your father gets home" and given the fact that he was always in uniform being a Colonel in the Air Force he always presented an forboding appearance real or imagined.

My mother was good though. She'd let him get in the door and I'm thinking ok this is it! Then she'd let him change clothes and talk about the day and I'm thinking ok....I'm home free she's forgotten and then we'd sit down to dinner and about part way through dinner here it came do you know what Mary Jayne did today?!?!!

Ugggghhhhhh so much for sliding into home free She'd let me finish dinner and then I'd get spanked.

[Faboba]

Originally posted by Paul Hanson
I was spanked quite regularly when I was little. But it gradually taught me self-discipline...

Self-discipline? So you started spanking yourself?

[Apocalypse]

My parents have done things far worse, too horrid to mention. Actually I could mention some. As some of you know, I was completely grounded from basically everything for a long time. It took great effort to do anything resembling fun.

Unfortunantly, I failed at my only major attempt at direct revenge. I lost conciousness before I could carry it out.

[Caligastia]

Originally posted by Tiamat
Ugggghhhhhh so much for sliding into home free She'd let me finish dinner and then I'd get spanked.

I bet that took away your appetite!

[Caligastia]

Its funny how the same word can mean different things in different english-speaking countries. For example "fanny" is your backside in the US, but in NZ its a crude way of referring to the female private parts.

Can you imagine what people in NZ would think if they heard an american mother say to her misbehaving little girl "If you dont stop misbehaving your father will take care of your fanny when we get home!"

[Tiamat]

Yup it certainly did! I was trying to think of ways to put it off like eating slower or if I went to the bathroom and stuffed toliet paper on my bum that I could cushion the blow. Never worked, my dad always saw through it.

[Arrian]

Nope.

-Arrian

[Carolus Rex]

Not once.

Carolus

[Caligastia]

how did they punish you then?

[Kropotkin]

Once or twice as a form of "capital punishment". Don't think it's a good way of dealing with children in general. It's also against the law here.

[Caligastia]

How is it you are still with us?

[Kropotkin]

I'm Jesus

[Space05us]

I was never spanked, I never got my mout washed out with soap, and I've never been grounded. I was smart enough to make sure my sisters took the blame

I was sent to my room for arguing back when my parents were talking to me.