Worst movies ever

[alva]

maybe Dumb and dummer?
although i only saw(read- could stand) 5 min of it, this one does qualify!!!

meet the parents: good fun ( overdone, but i know how i felt when i met my girlsfriends parents the first time, phew )

Good will hunting: again good movie

as for the rest ............; ???

[Cavalcadeus]

Jurassic Park 3 was the worst film I have saw in a long while.

[Boris Godunov]

I don't thing Dumb and Dumber, or Dude, Where's My Car? or anything like that qualifies. They weren't anything more or less than what they claimed to be, dumb, silly movies. I think "worst" should go to those films with higher pretentions, and then sink soooo much lower (Ishtar, anyone?).

[Dr Strangelove]

Pearl Harbor had more technical mistakes than any film made in the past 40 years.

If I could remember their names, there were enormous numbers of truly bad films made in the 1950s. Almost any Sci-Fi film made in the 50s could contend for the title of worst picture ever made. Exceptions would be "The Day the Earth Stood Still" and "The Blob".

[Imran Siddiqui]

maybe Dumb and dummer?

AHHHHHH! This was an awesome movie! Funny as Hell!

[alva]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
I don't thing Dumb and Dumber, or Dude, Where's My Car? or anything like that qualifies. They weren't anything more or less than what they claimed to be, dumb, silly movies. I think "worst" should go to those films with higher pretentions, and then sink soooo much lower (Ishtar, anyone?).

ok, you might have a point

It does make it somewhat more difficult though

[alva]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui

maybe Dumb and dummer?

AHHHHHH! This was an awesome movie! Funny as Hell!

No, it wasn't

monty python is funny( absurd humor, etc,etc...,blah,blah)
this one isn't

[Dom Pedro II]

I can see that threads on bad movies are not good. C'mon, guys! When it's entirely subjective, how can you possibly hope to come up with answers?


I won't name the movies I think are bad because there are far too many that I couldn't possibly pick the WORST. But you want films with no redeemable value, any film shown on Mystery Science Theater 3000 would qualify. When you take out the funny commentary, they can induce vomitting. They use them in suicide cults to convince people to drink the Kool Aid.

[Bosh]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 6th Diminsion [I think it was the 6th]

hmmmm, that was to bizarre to be truely horrifically bad, definately wouldn't see if again though

K-9. You better believe this is one of the worst comedies ever made

Actually liked that one a bit, of course I was a tasteless 12 year old at the time

Dude, Where's My Car?

I snuck into Dude, Where's My Car after paying for Vertical Limit (oooooh lets not have people wear masks when mountain climbing at heights ridiculous enough to freeze them solid since the actors are sooooo veeery pretty and lets have everyone be ever so happy that the heroine was saved in a rescue attempt that only required about ten deaths, horrible movie ) and thought it did a decent job of what it set out to do, wouldn't mind seeing it again under the influence of something...

Oh and nobody's mentioned Three "Lets Make a ****ty Movie That Changes Genra Every Five Minutes" Kings

[devilmunchkin]

LEFT BEHIND (*gurgles and dies*)
Body of Evidence and The Next Best Thing (both Madonna movies)
Blair WItch one and 2
The Flintstones
apparently, Cutthroat Island
Judge Dred
Red SCorpion
All the sequels to Land Before Time (the original rocked though)
All the sequels to Neverending story
QUeen of the Damned
Time MAchine

[alva]

i do agree on the TIME MACHINE, this was awfull!!!

[Dom Pedro II]

When I saw Dude, Where's My Car? I thought it was the funniest movie I'd ever seen. Of course, I was also stoned at the time....

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by devilmunchkin

apparently, Cutthroat Island
...
Time MAchine

Cutthroat Island is good--in fact, I bought the video.

Time Machine was awful though. It's sad Simon Wells is more a Tim Burton fan than he is a fan of H.G. Wells. This latest version of the movie missed the entire point of the book.

[devilmunchkin]

my screen play writing prof has used it (Cutthroat island) as an example of bad movies since it came out on video...

[Zkribbler]

Bah, Cutthroat Island has lots of good stuff:

Morgan's father found a really great spot to hide his map.

The "doctor's" banter with the homely woman as he's picking her clean of jewelry is quite cute.

How about the exchange:
"Morgan, I was hoping to find you sober!"
"Really? I was hoping to be passed out by now."

There's a great stunt where Morgan dives out of a second story window and does a blind sumersault onto the seat of a racing wagon.

Admittedly, there are some bad spots:

Releasing a homing pigeon at night in a hurricane.

No effort at all in hauling up the largest pirate treasure ever.

Only one African-American pirate in the whole crew and only one guy with a tatoo.

But mostly, the title! I mean, "Cutthroat Island" Yeechh!