After having been turned away by Lucky number 17, the first thing I'm doing later is getting TANKED!! 
To hell with sobreity!
Ect, believe me, I feel you're pain. I'm not a virgin, but the only two girls I had sex with was a hooker when I was fifteen and my friend's ex-girlfriend who was a heffer. Cheer up... it COULD be worse....
Meanwhile, I'm going to a club by myself real soon... oh yes! The kind where the girls dance on tables... TOOTLES!

To hell with sobreity!
Ect, believe me, I feel you're pain. I'm not a virgin, but the only two girls I had sex with was a hooker when I was fifteen and my friend's ex-girlfriend who was a heffer. Cheer up... it COULD be worse....

Meanwhile, I'm going to a club by myself real soon... oh yes! The kind where the girls dance on tables... TOOTLES!
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