Idea! Remove Both Israel and Pal's, and Give To American Indians

[Arrian]

KH,

Not everywhere. Most of it is in New Jersey.

-Arrian

[Kassiopeia]

KH: Well, the hurry they were in... hoarding all those winter clothes, they forgot to clean up.

[Richelieu]

Hey KH, separation has been achieved.
On est rendus à Hawaii!

[KrazyHorse]

The Rest of Canada will invade within the week.

I'll be busy conducting fifth column activities.

[Kassiopeia]

Invading? Where? The UN might need to take Peacekeeping action, unless I tell it not to.

[KrazyHorse]

Canada's invading Richelieu's francophone island paradise.

By the way, we are the peacekeepers. We're going in to help the benighted anglophone minority...

[Richelieu]

Nah...

They'll need at least six months to clean things up downthere. And besides, they can't be bothered during the playoffs.

[Kassiopeia]

This mission has no (official) authorisation! The UN had full trust in Richeliu's fairness the instant we gave Hawaii to him.

[Eli]

Richelieu : I offer a military alliance against Canada.

[KrazyHorse]

Your soldiers are too busy dying of frostbite.

[Boris Godunov]

MEANWHILE

On the Western shores of Madagascar, a fleet of transports has assembled. The Invasion force is almost ready...

Mozambique will be ours!!!

Today is the Great Day of the beginning of Madagascarian Ascendancy...

[Drake Tungsten]

Should we extend the Honolulu Pact to contain Canadian aggression as well, Richelieu? Not that we should be too concerned, considering what Canada has for a navy. My catamarans and sea bass should handle them easily...

[Richelieu]

I have no wish to engage in a conflict with the Canadians... now that i'm finally free of them!
If such an invasion were to be attempted though... we are comforted by the offers of help from our neighbours in Israel and Tungsten's empire.

We shall organize a monster LUAU (sp) to thank all our friends!

I'm guessing we'll get a lot of Israelis... It's cold as hell upthere isn't it ?

[morb]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
I believe I've thought of a solution. In order to avoid a war with the great (and frightening) Finnish empire, Richelieu and I will split the Pacific at the Equator as planned. Richelieu will control the islands north of the Equator, while I will control the islands south of the Equator that aren't already claimed (like Tonga). In order to compensate Slowwhand for Tahiti, he will be given either St. Helena or the Kerguelen Islands. His choice (and what a choice it is)...

sure. unless incidently by the term "island" you mean Australia somehow. in which case I will hunt you down like dogs and send you to the prison camps of tasmania where you will stay while i mismanage your empires into total collapse.

[Drake Tungsten]

How about a deal? I'll cede any remaining claim I have to Australia in exchange for the extradition of Alexander's Horse to my empire. I would also accept a promise from you that you will keep him under solitary confinement on Tasmania for the rest of his natural life. As long as the world's number one troll is behind bars, the rest of us can live in peace. Isn't that what we all want?