Idea! Remove Both Israel and Pal's, and Give To American Indians

[Kassiopeia]

The UN can economically sponsor the venture to seal that menace to the mankind, Alexander's Horse, to enprisonment. Without court, if needed.

[morb]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
How about a deal? I'll cede any remaining claim I have to Australia in exchange for the extradition of Alexander's Horse to my empire. I would also accept a promise from you that you will keep him under solitary confinement on Tasmania for the rest of his natural life. As long as the world's number one troll is behind bars, the rest of us can live in peace. Isn't that what we all want?

I can't promise solitary confinement as space is getting kinda tight over there (I'm a humane conquerer, I don't eradicate my enimies I simply imprison them). Also I can't promise anything as far as "natural life" is conserned as such concepts as "survivale" and "hunger" have taken over "morality" and distant stigmas of "cannibalism" on tasmania. otherwise, you've got a deal.

[Drake Tungsten]

Sounds fine to me, morb. Locking him up with a particularly large and randy Australian might be more fun anyway...

Also, make sure that he has a few cats to keep him company in his cell. I'm sure you can get the UN to provide funding for that.

Peace is achieved yet again! I'm on a roll today.

[Captain Antilles]

Hi, I know I don't post here much, but if it wouldn't be too much trouble, could I have New Zealand (which I will rename Lew Zealand in honor of the muppet), or maybe Bermuda?

Thanks!
CA

[Kassiopeia]

So, LZ - Captain Antilles.

[Kassiopeia]

Btw, Cpt. Antilles, your handle is so cool that it could keep my freezer in a nice frost for a couple of months without an external power source.

[morb]

Originally posted by Captain Antilles
Hi, I know I don't post here much, but if it wouldn't be too much trouble, could I have New Zealand (which I will rename Lew Zealand in honor of the muppet), or maybe Bermuda?

Thanks!
CA

howdy-ho neighbor.

[Drake Tungsten]

Yes, welcome to the neighborhood Cpt. Antilles.

So morb, which one of us should he be forced to pay tribute to?

[Kassiopeia]

Captain, you might want to consider the option of moving to Bermuda? I'm fine with Lew Zealand, and so is Greater Finland and Kassland, and UN is agreeing too.

[Captain Antilles]

Thanks for having me. It's so nice to be out of New Jersey.

I'm capable of hating everyone, so I'm sure we can all start bickering right away. Who wants to sign a toxic waste disposal agreement that I can quickly break?

[Kassiopeia]

All right, I guess Captain is sticking to LZ for good

[Boris Godunov]

DO U NEED AN ALLY?

Large S.E. African Island seeks allies for impending bid for conquest and world domination. Have own military and transports. Needs funding and allies for pronged attacks on helpless, unwitting coastal African nations. Looking for empire builders. Non-smokers preferred, but not necessary. Asian despotisms a +!!! Respond to # 544431

[Kassiopeia]

I was just thinking, China and India have just sent request forms to be annexed to Greater Finland...

[Kassiopeia]

Mongolia would get into a tight spot there, so they would probably join as well...

[Boris Godunov]

Oh...I forgot. I hereby annex Zimbabwe. I simply must do this, as I will arrest, try and convict Robert Mugabe on charges of crimes against humanity and utter being-a-fat-pr!ckishness. He will be forced to share an 8 X 10 cell with a very large convict who likes his men old and flabby, just like Mugabe. The evil man is going down...!