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  • Idea! Remove Both Israel and Pal's, and Give To American Indians

    How's this for the latest in a long line of propositions?

    Like 2 children fighting over a toy, and neither gets to have it.


    Am I the answer man, or what?
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    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

  • #2
    you are
    how bout a better one:
    - native americans get palestine/isreal
    - isrealis get canada
    - canadians get usa
    - cubans get florida (wait a sec, they already occupied it)
    - palestinians get cuba
    - americans get anctartica

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    • #3
      Nooo, you're taking this way out of bounds.
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      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        I'd like a small plot of land in Mozambique. Is that feasible?
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        • #5
          everyone wins with M&M syndicate

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          • #6
            LaRusso's motion is seconded. Shall we begin executing it at once? :evilgrin.
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            • #7
              Here's my idea :

              1) Nuke Iraq.
              2) Give Jordan and large parts of Iraq to the Palestinians.
              3) Give Northern Iraq to the Kurds.
              4) Give some oil fields in Iraq and Judea, Samaria and the Gaza Strip to Israel.
              5) Nuke France.
              6) Kick the murderous American settlers to France.
              7) Kick the lang grabbing Canadian settlers to the Sinai Desert.

              Voila!
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              • #8
                Never mind. Not going there.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  Eli, can we get a part of France too?

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                  • #10
                    The only part of Eli's plan I support is nuking France.
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                    • #11
                      Me too, but only if we get our freaking share

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                      • #12
                        ...that is of the land not the nukes

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by LaRusso
                          everyone wins with M&M syndicate
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                          • #14
                            Ha! My Mom is worried that I'm going to pissoff 2 nations of people.
                            Like that's my biggest worry.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #15
                              Give Palestine the Sinai.
                              The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.

                              Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.

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