Idea! Remove Both Israel and Pal's, and Give To American Indians

[Drake Tungsten]

Tahiti is the main island in French Polynesia. One of the little islands in the southwest part of your map.

[Kassiopeia]

Thanks Tungsten. Luckily I found my atlas. MAP UPDATED

[Richelieu]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten


Though I am a cruel and merciless ruler, I'm willing to spare you. Why don't we join forces and split the Pacific at the Equator? It would keep that usurper Slowwhand out of our ocean...

Agreed. And we should begin training for an invasion just in case he does get Kamchatka.

[Eli]

Can you get that annoying "For Blisterz" out of my land? There is a lot of place to the left.

[Drake Tungsten]

Originally posted by Richelieu
Agreed. And we should begin training for an invasion just in case he does get Kamchatka.

It's settled then. Will have our first training exercise on Maui next week. I'll bring my crack Polynesian units to show you how invasions are done...

Richelieu and Tungsten form Honolulu Pact to contain Slowwhand aggression!

This is fun. Like Civ, only more absurd...

[Kassiopeia]

Eli: This demand cut away a part of your western territorial waters. More of these and Iceland may find it's way independent

*sigh* MAP UPDATED

Hey, Kamchatka is a part of Greater Finland and Kassland! No one dare try invade it!

[Eli]

Originally posted by kassiopeia
Eli: This demand cut away a part of your western territorial waters.

I have plenty of space for nuclear tests anyway.

[Richelieu]

Originally posted by kassiopeia
Eli: This demand cut away a part of your western territorial waters. More of these and Iceland may find it's way independent

*sigh* MAP UPDATED

Hey, Kamchatka is a part of Greater Finland and Kassland! No one dare try invade it!

Do not worry great leader of the Finns! Never would we inflict upon you the sorrow that a (yadddi yadddi yadda)...

Hey Tungsten : i think there's oil in Kamchatka... maybe we should do more than training exercises...

[Drake Tungsten]

Originally posted by Richelieu
Hey Tungsten : i think there's oil in Kamchatka... maybe we should do more than training exercises...

Agreed. If he doesn't give in to our demands to split the Pacific between us, we might be forced to take action. Prepare your fleet.

[Kassiopeia]

Let's see... Greater Finland and Kassland is somewhat larger then the USSR in it's fat days (if there were any). We have all the military arsenal that remained, coupled with the spirit of Winter War a horde of nuclear weapons.

BAD IDEA! There's oil at Alaska and ME, more resources and less defended too

Not my problem if you want to share the Pacific. Just Sloww's problem.

[Drake Tungsten]

I believe I've thought of a solution. In order to avoid a war with the great (and frightening) Finnish empire, Richelieu and I will split the Pacific at the Equator as planned. Richelieu will control the islands north of the Equator, while I will control the islands south of the Equator that aren't already claimed (like Tonga). In order to compensate Slowwhand for Tahiti, he will be given either St. Helena or the Kerguelen Islands. His choice (and what a choice it is)...

[Kassiopeia]

Greater Finland and Kassland accepts the Tungstenian proposal.

Shall we take it to the UN Council for confirmation (the headquarters are handily located at Tampere, Finland).

[Drake Tungsten]

Originally posted by kassiopeia
Shall we take it to the UN Council for confirmation (the headquarters are handily located at Tampere, Finland).

Yes, by all means. Let the UN sign off on this proposal. There will be peace in our time...

[Kassiopeia]

Excellent! Once again a threatening crisis is thwarted by co-operation of Those Who Rule.

[KrazyHorse]

I'm happy to see that Canada's new living accomodations are so much more comfortable, climate-wise.

It's a shame the former inhabitants left their trash everywhere, though.