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  • #46
    I'd wonder if there is someone who doesn't have naughty dreams - at least among those who can remember some of their dreams the next day. I'd guess this is more a sign of a psychological problem than having some.

    In some of my dreams I can fly - not too high, usually about the height of tree tops. On landing, I cannot do steep descends, which sometimes gets me into trouble with branches or telegraph wires. (I didn't crash yet, as you see I'm posting).

    My weirdest dream probably was one night early in my studies of physics where I had to multiply the sauce Bolognese by omega^2, to get the wave equation right for the spaghetti. This problem turned out to be so hard that I woke up, realized that this was utter nonsense, and fell asleep again. The problem was still unsolved and so I started thinking again. Repeat five times.

    In York (UK) where I spent one term, I dreamt about being in the room (three rooms away from mine) with a student (I never better got known to) who was living there. He was showing me his audio equipment in his room and some tapes with some incredibly loud music I listened with great interest (in my normal life I try to get away from this sort of music as fast and as far as I can). A few moments, I woke up, It was dark, I was lying in my own bed. But the incredibly loud music was real.

    During my social service I was working in an old age home. One night I dreamt about a woman who was paralyzed, probably due to parkinson in its final stadium. I dreamt that she was walking free, and normally talking. The next day I learned she died this night.

    I dreamt of an other old woman (who was bound to a wheel chair), that she wasn't only walking and talking but had some sort of control over all persons in her neighbourhood (like the evil witch, only that she wasn't particularly evil in this dream). I think I have a clue about why I dreamt this: Most old people mentally lose control over their environment, they eventually forget that their cup is empty or that they still have something in their mouth to chew and swallow. This old lady didn't realize anything which was more than an arm reach away from her (she was nearly blind), but she still dominated this area. She kept her empty cup in her hand without constantly trying if there is something left, but when somebody passed close enough for her to realise, she gave him/her her cup.
    Why doing it the easy way if it is possible to do it complicated?

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    • #47
      i've had alot of falling ones...and often i'm in a car
      i've had ones where i run
      or where i want to run and can't
      i've had dreams that i was on poly..i could see the board (then i know i've been polying waaaaaaaay too much)
      i've had dreams where my enemies laugh at me
      or where those i love run away
      i've seen people die....
      i've had lots of naughty dreams
      "Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy

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      • #48
        I will spare everyone my naughty dreams...hehehe

        I frequently--perhaps once every other month--have a dream where I have to take a shower, and either I can't find a free shower (they're all taken), or I have to shower in a place that is completely wide open to the public.

        I also have dreams where I am late for work and need to leave my apartment, but for some reason can't get out the door. Sometimes I can't even get dressed.

        And then there is the one where I am desperate need of a toilet, and go around looking for one but can't find one. And when I do, after using it I STILL need a toilet. Usually then I wake up and realize I need to pee like a racehorse.

        I have had a few post-apocalyptic dream where I am the shotgun-weilding savior of humanity.

        Oh, and my dread dream...I am an opera singer, and will often dream of being thrust on stage in front of 1000+ people to sing I part I've not learned and don't know what the heck to do. Ack.
        Tutto nel mondo è burla

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        • #49
          Just another two bits:
          - In an uncomfortable dream, I'm able to realize that I'm dreaming (without waking up), a fact wich makes me rather curious - and the dream usually starts to get really wierd.

          -Sometimes, I dream I forgot to do something I actually have to do the next day. Quite useful.

          or where those i love run away
          For me, that's not a dream, as far as I can tell ...

          I am an opera singer, and will often dream of being thrust on stage in front of 1000+ people to sing I part I've not learned and don't know what the heck to do.
          Last weekend, I did sing in a concert with an "Italian Tenor" (actually he was Italian), who did sing quite a lot but not necessary the music written by Puccini (Missa di Gloria) ...
          Ten years ago or so, I came across a soprano soloist who totally screwed up her solo in the first movement of the Mozart Requiem. Not that difficult IMO.
          Both of them had the scores in their hands. You'll be not alone.
          Why doing it the easy way if it is possible to do it complicated?

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          • #50
            I had a dream where I was swimming, and then realised I was being chased by a shark. So I swam as fast as I could to the shore, but the shark was still following me. I saw a skyscraper nearby, so ran to it with the shark still after me, jumped into the elevator and pressed for the top floor. As I got out on the top floor, the shark just came up the stairs, puffing slightly. Then it run towards me... Bastard sharks.
            I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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            • #51
              I constantly dream that I've been left in charge of some huge evacuation, i.e., Chicago before a nuke goes off, and I simply cannot get people to stand still and be orderly. I dreamed this once when I had a high fever and I woke up crying because of it, weird.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Skanky Burns
                I had a dream where I was swimming, and then realised I was being chased by a shark. So I swam as fast as I could to the shore, but the shark was still following me. I saw a skyscraper nearby, so ran to it with the shark still after me, jumped into the elevator and pressed for the top floor. As I got out on the top floor, the shark just came up the stairs, puffing slightly. Then it run towards me... Bastard sharks.
                You must have watched Jaws at some point.
                Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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                • #53
                  A throwing knife fight with myself.

                  Chasing Jet Li (out of 'The One') around the English countryside in stolen cars (like Grand Theft Auto 3). The dream ended as I cornered him in a manor house...

                  Going through a maze inside an Aztec pyramid and finding a God-like light in the centre.

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                  • #54
                    one of my wierdest dreams was that all me and all my friends from school were soldiers, and there was a war going on, a world war. we rolled around on T-72s around my neighbourhood. I had a stinger missile.

                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #55
                      Double post.
                      Last edited by Az; May 4, 2002, 10:38.
                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • #56
                        "Every time I have a sex dream, I wake up just as we're getting to the good part. That's starting to get rather annoying".

                        so true. I had one of them once . it was so upsetting , esp. since I was 14 then, and I was going to get some , but NOOOOOOO! stupid dream had to end.

                        the somewhat interesting part was that she went out of the room , and then she didn't return for a while . I went out , looking for her in her little appartment, and then I saw a black cat. and woke up
                        urgh.NSFW

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                        • #57
                          Black pussy? An interesting subconscious statement there
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                          • #58
                            Methinks naughty dreams end so abruptly because, well, certain physiological inevitablities take place.
                            Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                            • #59
                              Never had that experience...

                              The two naughty dreams I can remember just sort of petered out...
                              12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                              Stadtluft Macht Frei
                              Killing it is the new killing it
                              Ultima Ratio Regum

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                              • #60
                                I had a dream where two friends of mine had robbed a bank, killed one of the cast members from Monty Python's Flying Circus, and then set a row of townhouses on fire. They were never caught, and I was always scared that they would kill me to keep my mouth shut.
                                John Brown did nothing wrong.

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