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  • #106
    Originally posted by David Floyd


    I love the smell of a hot sweaty man of course

    Well, that or I just enjoy physical sports



    *makes note to bring handgun*

    Oh great! Too bad I can't bring one, I'm in favor of gun control!

    "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
    You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

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    • #107
      At a recycling day sponsored by my school's environmental group, I fought my best friend in a giant dumpster. It was hilarious
      My friend and I used to "fight" at school. Scared the **** out of everyone because he was huge

      And where are these body shots? I feel sooo left out...
      Maybe later
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      • #108
        Oh great! Too bad I can't bring one, I'm in favor of gun control!
        OK, water pistols at 20 paces then?
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        • #109
          Originally posted by Boris Godunov
          And where are these body shots? I feel sooo left out...
          well, stature...there aren't any shirtless pics of me floating around the net!

          at least, i hope not

          Sava posted one of himself, a while back, go check it out Boris, he's pretty hot
          "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
          You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

          "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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          • #110
            *male defense mechanism kicks in*

            Personally I can't tell
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            • #111
              Originally posted by David Floyd
              OK, water pistols at 20 paces then?
              Sure, you bring a 'water pistol' I'll bring my supersoakers It'll be like a scene out of the matrix
              "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
              You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

              "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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              • #112
                100 lbs by August? Are you insane!?! That's a major strain to put on your body. Plus, your skin can't retract fast enough. You'll look 40 years older.

                You should try to lose ten pounds a month. That's a healthy weight loss. Even healthier is not to lose so much weight, but replace the fat with muscle.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #113
                  OK, fine, and I'll bring boxing gloves as insurance against supersoakers

                  Well, one glove anyway

                  Run, run I say! Run from the deadly one armed man
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                  • #114
                    most of the guys i know think wrestling is for ...umm..those kind of guys
                    "Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy

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                    • #115
                      Nah, I assure you, I have means of getting far better pics of far hotter men with a few mouse clicks. Hehehehe.

                      Besides, knowing a guy is straight, believe it or not, does come as a bit of a turnoff. I want the possibility the guy could return my, ahem, attentions.

                      Back to wrestling:

                      On the local news here in NY, they had something on today from Long Island about some idiot who had built a make-shift pro-wrestling ring in his back yard and was holding simulated wrestling matches. Needless to say, several people got injured and are now suing him. They had video footage of the wrestling matches. Keep in mind--these were mid-20s to mid-30s grown men.

                      I was at the gym at the time on the cross-trainer. I was so embarrassed for white people. I looked at the black woman next to me and said "Hey, at least we all know white supremacy is a crock now, right?"
                      Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                      • #116
                        most of the guys i know think wrestling is for ...umm..those kind of guys
                        Hmmm, most guys I know like fighting of some kind, including wrestling.

                        On the local news here in NY, they had something on today from Long Island about some idiot who had built a make-shift pro-wrestling ring in his back yard and was holding simulated wrestling matches. Needless to say, several people got injured and are now suing him. They had video footage of the wrestling matches. Keep in mind--these were mid-20s to mid-30s grown men
                        In Dallas there used to be a big no rules fighting place - friend of mine fought there, but it got shut down by the cops for zoning violations (IIRC) before I could check it out.
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                        • #117
                          DF, these were fat, balding men hitting each other with folding chairs and aluminum trash cans, diving into sheets of plywood...It was stupefyingly funny/sad/embarrassing.
                          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                          • #118
                            Originally posted by David Floyd
                            OK, fine, and I'll bring boxing gloves as insurance against supersoakers

                            Well, one glove anyway

                            Run, run I say! Run from the deadly one armed man
                            You're still one arm down? Damn...then I'd certainly kick your ass
                            "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                            You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                            "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                            • #119
                              Originally posted by David Floyd
                              In Dallas there used to be a big no rules fighting place - friend of mine fought there, but it got shut down by the cops for zoning violations (IIRC) before I could check it out.
                              Hey, dip****, what's the first rule of fight club??
                              "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                              You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                              "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                              • #120
                                DF, these were fat, balding men hitting each other with folding chairs and aluminum trash cans, diving into sheets of plywood...It was stupefyingly funny/sad/embarrassing.
                                Mostly funny I would think

                                You're still one arm down? Damn...then I'd certainly kick your ass
                                Bring it! Everyone needs a good ass-whuppin' once in a while, even me
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