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Originally posted by JohnT
See? These are bad movies.
See? These are bad movies.
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You must have avoided Battlefield Earth!
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In a good horror movie, the rush you feel comes from an empathetic fear for the hero, praying s/he can escape and/or vanquish the evil monster.Originally posted by JohnT
Good list, Rufus.
But I'm wondering why so many people hated Blair Witch? I thought it was a hell of a movie.
In Blair Witch, you pray that not only the Witch but all the Unholy Powers of Hell will show up and please, please kill these hideously boring, unbearably whiny protagonists, so we can all go get a beer already.
That's my reason, anyway.
BTW, agree with your comments on Pulp Fiction, Malkovich, and especially Election (one of the funniest films I've seen in a long time). And Resevoir Dogs? I actually think it's a stronger film than Pulp Fiction! Some interesting tastes here, that's for sure."I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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you sickos you have no taste in movies.
election wasn't exactly great, but it wasn't bad. same with malkovich. platoon. you people need mental therapy
I can't think of any bad movies. mainly becaue I only watch good movies.
star wars episode 1. I was watching it the other day. Visually it looks great. but that is it. nothing else there. writing is horrible.
star trek 5. what the hell is this crap? 9 isn't much better.
gladiator: ok I like most of this movie. but the incest bit was too much
LOTR- fellowship of the ring: just kidding. but I absolutely hated the first hour of this movie. Luckily it picked up in interest.Comment
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i go on friday'syou people need mental therapy
what's you point?"Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boyComment
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battleship earth: only seen a minute or two. that was enough.
the postman. sucked
any jean claude van damme movie.
any jackie chan movie (I know everyone else likes him , but not me)
almost all chris tucker movies
almost all spike lee movies.
almost all eddie murphy movies.
all julia roberts movies.
all barbara streisand movies
all cher movies
all boring movies
any war movie made after 1991 (although I haven't seen black hawk down or that new mel gibson movie). this includes braveheart
nearly every science fiction movie
nearly every fantasy movie.
nearly every porn movie
nearly every horror movie
many drama movies
most comedy movies.
most action movies.
most blockbuster movies
romatic-comedies: every one since 1990 sucksComment
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Mars attacks. AWFUL.
Idle hands was pretty bad too.
Julian Po
Mystery Men
Freddy Got Fingered."Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)
"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."Comment
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I kinda liked mars attack. apparantly I'm the only one. I don't think it's a great movie, but not the worst either.Comment
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Not Another Teen Movie, and all the other "parodies" which actually manage to suck even more than the movies they supposedly poke fun at.
Congo and Battlefield Earth also. Congo sucked so very, very, much.John Brown did nothing wrong.Comment
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DD: "Battlefield Earth" IS possibly the worst film ever made, it isn´t even funny like "Plan 9 from outer space" for instance 
Other stinkers are:
Mary Shelley´s Frankenstein (with Kenneth Branagh) Grossly overacted by KB who seems to be on crack during the whole movie...
Hudson Hawk another gross overacting performance, this time by Bruce Willis...
Nothing but trouble thoroughly unfunny horror/comedy attempt by Dan Akroyd
more to follow...I love being beaten by women - LorizaelComment
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Scary Movie was absolutely horrible too. you had to either be drunk or high to think it was funny."Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)
"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."Comment
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Freddy Got Fingered was even worse than Battlefield Earth.
There's no doubt in my mind that Freddy Got Fingered is the worst."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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Beowolf
All Highlanders except original
Battlefield Earth
but most of all
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring. Utter crap.
Bkeela.Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/Comment
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*gasp* bleeka! sacraliege..."Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)
"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."Comment
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The Armaggedon is the biggest BS I’ve ever saw in my life.
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Let us not forget the complete sh*t that was Pearl Harbor (I'll use the American spelling, I wouldn't want to use our spelling and have it associated with this country).
Another film which I thought was a pile of **** was Starship Troopers. Completely rubbed me up the wrong way, and I thought it was crap.
And those Scary Movie films, never seen one, although I must admit I have avoided them like gonorrhoea.Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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