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  • #46
    My guess is about ten guys like her right now and these arent losers either.

    Mwuhahaha
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    And notifying the next of kin
    Once again...

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    • #47
      Forget. Leave well enough alone. Walk away. Remove all knowledge of her existence from your mind.

      Otherwise, we'll surely be flooded with 20+ threads about this woman and how you continually continue to be unable to get her. Then, we'll be forced to give you advice, which you won't obey. Then, you'll whine some more here, until skaters come back and re-kick your ass.
      "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
      "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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      • #48
        Hey Speer, girls really like it if you talk about yourself all the time.
        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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        • #49
          kick her in the nuts.

          Seriously, just go to church and go from there. It don't matter if you don't like it there, just think about the punani you're gonna get. It's worth it.
          In da butt.
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          • #50
            Re: Re: Pop Quiz

            Originally posted by JohnT
            The eyes, the curvature of their lip, hell, there are a thousand clues. With a genuine smile, their eyes wrinkle, with a false one, they don't. Those eyes remain on you after the smile if the person is truly happy to see you, but they slide over your shoulder if they aren't. Genuine smiles are more likely to be open-mouthed, while fake smiles are generally closed-mouthed affairs.

            Anyway, what's the answer your looking for?
            Close enough.

            What you look at are the eyes. If a smile is genuine the muscles around the eyes contract, otherwise they remain relaxed.
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            • #51
              Albert you have the answer right in front of you. You said she is involved with other things which from your inference she basically ignores you and the other guys right? The more she ignores you the more you guys want to go out with her correct? I can't explain it but the more someone ignores someone else that makes them that much more alluring.

              Reverse it. She knows how you feel. If you are constantly there and underfoot then there is no chance for her to be ignored or "miss" you as the case may be. If you change your habbits around her she will notice you. Don't be mean or rude, still be your nice poliet self. Light up when you see her etc.... just don't be as available to her as you have been. And if you are talking to her friends or your friends about her......then STOP!!

              You would be a fool to think that in some way that isn't going to get back to her. People talk. End of story. Even if someone says they will keep your confidence at some point it will slip out. Maybe not on purpose but it will. So if you reverse how you act and the information stops getting filtered back to her she will beging to wonder. Trust me there is nothing that will get a girl/woman to give you another look or chance then if she thinks you might not be interested anymore when you were for so long!
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              • #52
                Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny
                Just tell her God wants you to put your hand up her skirt.

                Actually, forget that. Just get her drunk.
                A swift whack over the head with something hard might just do the trick. Remember, if she don´t say no it´s a yes!
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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Tiamat
                  Even if someone says they will keep your confidence at some point it will slip out.
                  Not me

                  There are secrets I have been keeping for decades. Okay I am not that old
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                  • #54
                    In my opinion, you have problems, and you would stand a better chance of people in general liking you if you got psychological help. Barring that, if you can't get a girl, don't sweat it. If girls will not go out with you, there is no sense in getting depressed over it, focus on areas of your life where you are more sucsessful.......

                    Oh, and I am pretty sure that Imran could beat you into a bloody pulp.
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                    • #55
                      Hmm, winning a girls heart. Well to us evil scientist and reincarnated Aztec types, thoracic surgery comes to mind.
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                      • #56
                        Oh, and I am pretty sure that Imran could beat you into a bloody pulp.
                        I think so too
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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Kamrat X


                          A swift whack over the head with something hard might just do the trick. Remember, if she don´t say no it´s a yes!


                          Don`t go putting ideas into his head. I think hes the type that might follow them. And the Apolyton would have to defend itself in some court somewhere, for being the satanic forum that it is
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                          • #58
                            You live waaaaaay too close to me to be insulting me. I've lived nearly my entire life in philly. you don't want to mess with a city boy




                            After the 500th iteration of this thread, I feel I can insult you anytime I want, city-boy .
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                            • #59
                              Re: Pop Quiz

                              Originally posted by Urban Ranger
                              How do you distinguish a genuine smile from a forced smile?
                              If it's on me, its not real
                              Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
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                              • #60
                                Please tell me this isn't the same girl you've been obsessing over last time you were here.
                                "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
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