Any ideas on winning a girl's heart?

[DarkCloud]

Originally posted by orange


Top ten ways to muck it up completely and scare her away for ever...

1) Mention the word "Marriage" on the first date

I'm not an idiot, orange. I am merely pitiful.

[Al B. Sure!]

Darkcloud:

Omens?


Rothy:

A few friends of hers have already said that im probably the nicest and best of the guys who like her and the guys who like her include our 'jocks', etc. as well as various people. it was real disturbing to be right there near her when a random person on a bus asked her for her phone number... but anyway, so she can get anyone but these friends of hers say i'm the nicest. so im not some little nerd boy contrary to what some of you think...


Imran:

You live waaaaaay too close to me to be insulting me. I've lived nearly my entire life in philly. you don't want to mess with a city boy


thanks

[DarkCloud]

Albert- omens: dreams, etc. They may tell you what realy will happen.

Example: one of my dreams, I had interpreted ti as I valued people who I did not know very well over this girl... I SPECIFICALLY TRIED NOT TO MAKE THIS MISTAKE... however, the one minute I forgot it and participated in a hacky sack game- I saw her and was going to wave, but the sack came in my direction and I was distracted for a minute and I missed waving to her and grabbing her attention so that I could have gone over and talked with her

And other dreams...

Also- before this I wouldn't have reccommended Tarot readings- I jsut did one on Love for a joke- but I had an amazingly crazy reading in which I pulled all the same suit- that in itself was strange... All wands, and nearly all face cards!

I know they can be interepreted in amny ways- but I interpreted it in both the traditional and the nontraditional way as the Wands and the Fire they stood for were symbolic specifically to me of something that was not mentioned in the reading book.

I still dont' puyt much stock in tarot- but that reading was disturbing.

[Al B. Sure!]

nah I'm christian. i put my trust in God not in cards...


thanks

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by BlackStone
Are you the one that started all this Banana bollax?

That's either Snapcase or Stefu. It was an instant hit that became a 'Poly classic.

[Urban Ranger]

Damn it Speer we told you about this about a gadzillion times what to do in your "Love thread, part MM" etc. You never paid any attention, all you did was just whine and whine some more.

This is one of the worst things that a man do: whine. Nobody likes whiners, but partiular women. Stop whining and start acting more like a man. That will be a good start.

You don't want "pity" to enter the picture, ever. Take any necessary step to stamp it out. Stop whining is a good start.

Don't yak off about yourself, pay attention to her. Use your ears, use your eyes, use your heart. If you pay as much attention to her as you to our previous advices, you're dead. Hang it up now and stop wasting time.

Don't force the issue. Maybe she really isn't interested in the moment. Respect her wishes. That will separate you with all these other suitors.

Find something in common. If you don't have anything in common with her, forget it. It won't work out.

Learn body language. I have told you this a million times at least. Did you listen? No! So why the hell are you asking for advice now? Bah!

[Al B. Sure!]

Urban:

body language? Lol... isnt that the thing that men can never figure out

[Worthingtons]

Albert, I wasnt suggesting you were a geek. I have spent my forst 18 years being 'nice' and it never got me anywhere. It's just not worth chasing the 'perfect' ones because in my experiece, it just doesnt work.

My current girlfriend seems to be absolutly crazy about me(dont ask my why,i'm convinced she's mad), sure, she certainly doesnt fit my idea of 'perfect' but it's sure nice to be on the recieving end of somebody's affection.

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Albert Speer
Urban:

body language? Lol... isnt that the thing that men can never figure out

That's just a myth.

Really, get cracking on it. Some knowledge of body language helps a lot, as at least 80% of information is communicated through non-verbal channels.

[Skanky Burns]

Yep, body language is very useful if you want to know how others feel about you.
Definately find out about it if you are serious, and even if it doesn't work out with her, being able to read body language is useful whenever you talk to other people IRL.

[Urban Ranger]

Pop Quiz

How do you distinguish a genuine smile from a forced smile?

[TCO]

Speer, you are such a little wussy.

[Zoid]

Originally posted by BlackStone
Are you the one that started all this Banana bollax?

sorry this question was for Kamrat X

Nope, I can´t take credit for that one. There was a "who dunnit" thread a while back where this topic was discussed.

[JohnT]

Re: Pop Quiz

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
How do you distinguish a genuine smile from a forced smile?

The eyes, the curvature of their lip, hell, there are a thousand clues. With a genuine smile, their eyes wrinkle, with a false one, they don't. Those eyes remain on you after the smile if the person is truly happy to see you, but they slide over your shoulder if they aren't. Genuine smiles are more likely to be open-mouthed, while fake smiles are generally closed-mouthed affairs.

Anyway, what's the answer your looking for?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Just tell her God wants you to put your hand up her skirt.

Actually, forget that. Just get her drunk.