Apolyton Coffee Shop

[Tiamat]

**does double take**

Awwwww Nice!! **takes Queen Pimptress by the ear** No no no.......you can't go in there you're only 16!

[Blackwidow24]

SURPRISED.. THIS IS MY SHOP LIL ONE!!!!!


HAve I seen your mom?? HOW CAN YOU MISS HERE..she's the only 5 headed dragon in the joint.

QUEEN PIMPTRESS

[Tiamat]

Yes well.....5 heads or not I'm still the MOTHER OF ALL MOTHERS!!

[Blackwidow24]

I beg to differ..I two have a LEGION of 5,000 spider babies...but as for your judgement call on letting her in HERE..Well that was a poor call mydear....

TIA: SHUTUP
BW: MAKE ME
TIA: UP YOURS
BW: AND WHAT
QP: you old people fight to much

TIA&BW: SHUTUP

[Queen Pimptress]

**super whine mode**

but MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!

How come Blackwidow can stay and I can't? **sniff**

[Blackwidow24]

I OWN THE JOINT....

BW: takes down plaque on wall and shows QP


QP: You should change the age rule to a heigth rule

you know anyone under 4'10 should not only be considered a midget but not be allowed in here

BW

[Queen Pimptress]

you should make the rule that you have to be at least 6 feet tall before you can come in.

[Blackwidow24]

GET YOUR OWN MATERIAL AMAZON WOMAN!!!




BW: Barkeep get your evil spawn something to sip on

[Ming]

Cat fight!

[Blackwidow24]

A blinding light enters the coffee shop..MING HAS ENTERED..


Ming: have you heard the joke about the dislexic Athiest insomniac who was up on night trying to figure out why christians worship dog???


HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The CS roars with laughter ( out of fear)

Catfight..No way I love that girl..SHE'S TIGHT DAWG

[Lonestar]

I knew Austin wimmim were loose.


::muses that maybe he should make it to the next Apolyton Austin meet::


::looks down at right arm::

Using the power of Aggieness I command thee arm to re=appear!


*pop!*


There we go.

[Tiamat]

**takes Queen Pimptress and sits her in the corner**

**gets her a Dr. Pepper**

**goes back to the bar and proceeds to wipe it down**

Humppphhh.......Queen Pimptress indeed!! What are teenagers coming to these days with the music and the hair and the.......the ......the........

WWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAMMMMM!! **HUGE CLASH OF THUNDER**

Oh My God!!!!!!!!! I've turned into my mother!!

Blackie pour me the biggest, strongest drink we've got.

[Blackwidow24]

*bw kicks LS in his balls..which then come outof his mouth and land in his drink*

BW; I am not loose...

*proceeds to mix Tia a large cup of vodka, rum, wild turkey, triple sec, Kalua, Bailey's irish creme and a slice of lemon.

BW: I call this drink SUICIDE... drink it you'll feel better

[Lonestar]

BW, we both know that your previous action was unlikely.

Aggies have two steel balls and a platinum rod. Or so my Cadet outfit's Jodie goes.

"I got 8 rows of teeth...9 coats of hair, two steel balls, and a platinum rod...I'm a mean motherscooter...I'm a Dog by God."

[Tiamat]

Ahhhhhhh **wipes mouths**

Well....that made me a bit hungry. I think we will pop out for a bite or two. Be back after we eat.

**gets QP and leaves coffee shop**