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I killed a Kitten today.
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Screw the host of The Price is Right. This way of population control is more fun."Yay Apoc!!!!!!!" - bipolarbear
"At least there were some thoughts went into Apocalypse." - Urban Ranger
"Apocalype was a great game." - DrSpike
"In Apoc, I had one soldier who lasted through the entire game... was pretty cool. I like apoc for that reason, the soldiers are a bit more 'personal'." - General Ludd
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Well....
a lot of religious groups are opposed to masturbation.
so this is, i think, meant to be a satire of that.
anyway, that was hilarious!
Poor silly humans. A temporarily stable pattern of matter and energy stumbles upon self-cognizance for a moment, and suddenly it thinks the whole universe was created for its benefit. -- mbelleroff
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Bruns:
Its the part of the text in blue: it readsheheIf you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
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It's probably better than sending them to the pound. I mean at least they get to run and play in the grass before they die. They don't get any last minute priviledges like that at the pound, just cold concrete floors, hard steel bars, and harsh fluorescent lighting. I'd like to think that Kitty would thank me if only she could. Maybe she will when I get to heaven and meet St. Onan."I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!
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