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  • #31
    I don't understand why there's still cats on this man world ?
    Zobo Ze Warrior
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    Your brain is your worst enemy!

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    • #32
      This is so dumb!
      "BANANA POWAAAAH!!! (exclamation Zopperoni style)" - Mercator, in the OT 'What fruit are you?' thread
      Join the Civ2 Democratic Game! We have a banana option in every poll just for you to vote for!
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      • #33
        There probably isn't a kitten within a hundred mile radius of Provost's House.
        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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        • #34
          until cats start rescueing people from burning buildings I will continue my normal whack off schedule.

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          • #35
            I can just imagine Stew and Matt mowing down those kittens between posts.
            Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

            Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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            • #36


              Jeez, and to think playing the tambourine was just clean, harmless fun.

              Dave
              "Perhaps a new spirit is rising among us. If it is, let us trace its movements and pray that our own inner being may be sensitive to its guidance, for we are deeply in need of a new way beyond the darkness that seems so close around us." --MLK Jr.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Zopperoni

                The important question is: "Which one of the two is God?"

                If a kitten dies every time I masturbate, then what happens when a kitten masturbates?

                that is the important question
                " Conceit, arrogance, and egotism are the essentials of patriotism." - Emma Goldman

                William Seward Burroughs
                February 5, 1914 - August 2, 1997 R.I.P. Uncle Bill, you are missed.

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                • #38
                  I haven't killed any kittens in days... I'm sick

                  But there are days when I eradicate whole families of the things

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
                    As far as EVC is concerned he's probably the first kitten machine gun.





                    As I understand it, kittens have now been added to the endangered species list.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #40
                      THAT IS FUNNY..YOU SICK PERVERT!!
                      The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by H Tower
                        can anyone tell me the name of the thread that had the hunter shooting at that cat?
                        "Take that Krazy Horse"
                        Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
                        Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
                        "Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
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                        • #42
                          B*tches.
                          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                          Stadtluft Macht Frei
                          Killing it is the new killing it
                          Ultima Ratio Regum

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                          • #43
                            what's the problem KH?

                            BTW, is a 2 year old cat considered a kitten?

                            My flatmate's got a cat and that one's pretty annoying at certain times of the year

                            Any chance I could **** her to death?

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                            • #44
                              'Didn't your mamma tell you you'd go blind on that?'

                              Well, I just said: 'Mamma, can't I just do it until I need glasses?'


                              Well, lets just imagine my question is not hypothetical then...
                              -
                              My God, I'm thirty, I need a drink - english textbook spelling error

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                              • #45
                                Masturbation is very healthy for the human body. A \/\/ank per day keeps the doctor away...
                                "A witty saying proves nothing."
                                - Voltaire (1694-1778)

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