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  • #76
    Still only one page for me

    Well, I'm sure all those kitties had it coming to them.

    There is at least one innuendo in the previous sentence. There could be two, very easily, but it would be censored.
    I never know their names, But i smile just the same
    New faces...Strange places,
    Most everything i see, Becomes a blur to me
    -Grandaddy, "The Final Push to the Sum"

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    • #77
      Hmmm . . . . . if we follow the fundamentalist Christian dogma, then I do not think any of you want to know how many kittens I have killed.
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • #78


        I mean, it's like with the whole "Stefu is female" joke. I played along, and now, hardly anyone has any doubt left over question of my feminininity!
        Absolutely. Who can doubt the gender of Stephanie after one glance at her?
        "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
        -Bokonon

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        • #79
          Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
          Is Onan the patron saint of kitten killers?
          Onan the Barbarian

          there must be a porn movie with that name.
          Well, lets just imagine my question is not hypothetical then...
          -
          My God, I'm thirty, I need a drink - english textbook spelling error

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Stefu
            In any case, I kill kitties in giant carload lots.

            I also masturbate frequently.
            Hard to find a woman to frequently masturbate
            I mean women can have a man when ever they want to.
            Unless they are ugly or nymphos
            Which one are you?

            Originally posted by Ecthelion
            No, his avatar is just rubbing up and down. So he hasn't killed a single kitten or have you ever seen his avatar having an orgasm?
            If that was the deal then all we have to do is to masterbate without having an orgasm

            There is still hope for the cats of the world

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            • #81
              Especially true after you see his picture .
              So, every time Imran sees my picture, I become especially female. Hmm.

              That might explain why my boobies grow a bit every morning at 8 AM, for duration of about 15 minutes, and then suddenly get smaller again. That's about 10:00 PM where Imran lives, isn't it?

              Absolutely. Who can doubt the gender of Stephanie after one glance at her?
              With that kind of talk one glance will be all you get, boyo.

              Hard to find a woman to frequently masturbate
              I mean women can have a man when ever they want to.
              Unless they are ugly or nymphos
              Which one are you?
              The third one from the left.
              "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
              "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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              • #82
                I still can't be sure wether Stefu is a woman or not!
                "BANANA POWAAAAH!!! (exclamation Zopperoni style)" - Mercator, in the OT 'What fruit are you?' thread
                Join the Civ2 Democratic Game! We have a banana option in every poll just for you to vote for!
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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Zealot
                  I still can't be sure wether Stefu is a woman or not!
                  A woman who masterbates frequently, admit it and doesn't get upset when they call her ugly or nympho must be a man trolling, perhaps with homosexual orientation not sure for the last though...

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Zealot
                    I still can't be sure wether Stefu is a woman or not!
                    In that case, he would be a 17 year old lesbian.

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                    which might explain why the girl wanted to be just friends.
                    Well, lets just imagine my question is not hypothetical then...
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                    My God, I'm thirty, I need a drink - english textbook spelling error

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by Drekkus
                      In that case, he would be a 17 year old lesbian.
                      Or that

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                      • #86
                        Hmmm. Whenever some one kills a kitten, does God Masturbate?
                        What does the Bible say about this?
                        "A witty saying proves nothing."
                        - Voltaire (1694-1778)

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                        • #87
                          I still can't be sure wether Stefu is a woman or not!
                          What, want me to come and show ya?
                          "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                          "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Drekkus
                            In that case, he would be a 17 year old lesbian.

                            Apolyton Civilization Site
                            http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=42626


                            which might explain why the girl wanted to be just friends.
                            Ah, ok, no further doubts!
                            "BANANA POWAAAAH!!! (exclamation Zopperoni style)" - Mercator, in the OT 'What fruit are you?' thread
                            Join the Civ2 Democratic Game! We have a banana option in every poll just for you to vote for!
                            Many thanks to Zealot for wasting his time on the jobs section at Gamasutra - MarkG in the article SMAC2 IN FULL 3D? http://apolyton.net/misc/
                            Always thought settlers looked like Viking helmets. Took me a while to spot they were supposed to be wagons. - The pirate about Settlers in Civ 1

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Stefu


                              What, want me to come and show ya?
                              Would you care to share a photo with us?

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Stefu
                                What, want me to come and show ya?
                                Well, if you bring your lesbian friend over with you...

                                j/k
                                "BANANA POWAAAAH!!! (exclamation Zopperoni style)" - Mercator, in the OT 'What fruit are you?' thread
                                Join the Civ2 Democratic Game! We have a banana option in every poll just for you to vote for!
                                Many thanks to Zealot for wasting his time on the jobs section at Gamasutra - MarkG in the article SMAC2 IN FULL 3D? http://apolyton.net/misc/
                                Always thought settlers looked like Viking helmets. Took me a while to spot they were supposed to be wagons. - The pirate about Settlers in Civ 1

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