Vel's Strat Thread - Flirting - Pt. 1 - Icebreakers (for shy guys, 'specially)

[Provost Harrison]

I think this thread is enough to make me want to puke

[Velociryx]

Ishtar: One night stands??? Nahhh....not my thing, Lady Ishtar....not my thing.... (and it's never too early to be blushin...lol)

And thank ya, Mike H!

Provost....why'd ya read it then???? I don't get it....LOL...not like somebody forced ya...true? (holding out an airline barfbag tho...just to be a good sport)...

-=Vel=-

[Provost Harrison]

Heh, I have read it all, but asking for a shorter version is just tradition in any thread if someone has made a long post. If you ever saw any of Civnation's posts, you'd understand

As for me, well I am quite shy with these things and have problems with my self-image which I am working to overcome at the moment so it is not easy. I would love to put these ideas into practice at the moment, but it isn't going to work. And that is coupled with a lack of opportunity, another problem I am working to overcome at the moment.

[Drekkus]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison

As for me, well I am quite shy with these things and have problems with my self-image which I am working to overcome at the moment so it is not easy. I would love to put these ideas into practice at the moment, but it isn't going to work. And that is coupled with a lack of opportunity, another problem I am working to overcome at the moment.

Well, you COULD have started with sending an email to the adress I gave you of that female friend of mine.

[Provost Harrison]

SH*T! I started writing it but never sent it, I got so wrapped up in writing applications forms and covering letters I forgot to finish and send it. DOH!

[Ishtar]

Originally posted by Velociryx
Ishtar: One night stands??? Nahhh....not my thing, Lady Ishtar....not my thing.... (and it's never too early to be blushin...lol)

-=Vel=-

That's a good thing to know :-) Glad to know you're not that type.

[Ishtar]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
SH*T! I started writing it but never sent it, I got so wrapped up in writing applications forms and covering letters I forgot to finish and send it. DOH!

PH~~ Finish it Dude...could be the beginning of something wonderful. Ya never know til you take a chance! Get to writing!

Ish

[Velociryx]

Hey PH! Yep...I'd take the lady's advice....write the letter....cos ya just never know...and if you're shy...perhaps you'll be more at ease expressing yourself in e-mail than face to face...it *does* take some of that pressure off, and you're QUITE good at expressing yourself here, so use it to your advantage bud! (and if you wanna, head to my website and borrow some poetry...::grin:: )

Linking arms with Ishtar: 'tis a good time for brunch, don't you think? Anything in particular your taste buds are craving? Steaming pancakes....an omlette with a gazillion ingredients?


-=Vel=-

[Ishtar]

Originally posted by Velociryx
Linking arms with Ishtar: 'tis a good time for brunch, don't you think? Anything in particular your taste buds are craving? Steaming pancakes....an omlette with a gazillion ingredients?


-=Vel=-

Oh, most definately! Let's!! Are you cookin? A Vel's Gazillion Ingredient Omlette? HOT pancakes with butter -n- honey ..Yummmmm A little brunch then back to "whatever" it was we were doing ;-) Very good idea!!

[Velociryx]

Hey! How'd you know I could whip up a mean breakfast?! Somebody's been tellin' all my secrets....LOL

And yep...I like the sounds of that...and a good title for the recipe, too! "Vel's Gazillion Ingredient Omlett"....might have to make my next book a cookbook...LOL...Martha Stewart just better WATCH the hell out...

OH! And we could make breakfast a LOT more intriguing if we made cookie cutter pancakes! You know....itty bitty ones using...well, cookie cutters! Nothing quite like eating christmas tree and bell shaped pancakes for no particular reason...LOL



-=Vel=-

[Blackwidow24]

WOW VEL..what a novel..anyways you guys should take some tips from Kaak..he has flirting down to an art...I mean he got around my defenses without detection and captured my heart... Hee hee..okay maybe not that far but I'm sure he is Sooooo smooth he coulda!

[MikeH]

This thread should be called:

Flirting in Action,
A Velociryx Production.

[Ishtar]

Originally posted by Velociryx
Hey! How'd you know I could whip up a mean breakfast?! Somebody's been tellin' all my secrets....LOL

And yep...I like the sounds of that...and a good title for the recipe, too! "Vel's Gazillion Ingredient Omlett"....might have to make my next book a cookbook...LOL...Martha Stewart just better WATCH the hell out...

OH! And we could make breakfast a LOT more intriguing if we made cookie cutter pancakes! You know....itty bitty ones using...well, cookie cutters! Nothing quite like eating christmas tree and bell shaped pancakes for no particular reason...LOL



-=Vel=-

FUN!! What time shall I arrive? Naw...no one told...but, with the description of the stargazin evening...how could a follow up breakfast be anything but, well, AMAZING??

Get to work on the cookbook...who the hell likes Martha anyway?
I like cookbooks..though...I don't do much cookin...what fun is it for only one?

Cookie cutter pancakes...flour strewn all over the kitchen and us..can you see the visual?

[Velociryx]

Hey BW: Tell him to get his butt in here and post then! And what about you, dear lady? I'd imagine you've got some keen observations of your own!

LOL Mike....good point....wasn't what I was envisioning when I started the thread, but I can't say I'm complaining!

Ishtar: Yes....I think my kitchen would look right good with a fine dusting of flour everywhere. D'oh! And it looks like you got some on your nose...and on your cheek, riiiiight THERE....damn! Did I just make it worse? Errr...sorry....
LOL

-=Vel=-

[Ishtar]

Uh...yea, Vel...you just made it worse..now, it's my turn...come outta that corner...no wait...stay in the corner...got you right where I want you...I'll show you flour on the nose... ;-)