Vel's Strat Thread - Flirting - Pt. 1 - Icebreakers (for shy guys, 'specially)

[MrWhereItsAt]

But Boddington, isn't that a somewhat impermanent enjoyment? I get that too, but it seems to crash away with the least provocation. Vel's advice is, as ever, mostly common sense (with the odd genius stroke), but all of it is stated as clear as it ever has been, and, given his reputation (and seeming success with Mlle Ishtar ) here at Apolyton, it may just be enough to help someone - and isn't it all worth it for even two more happy souls? ( )

[Drekkus]

It's good to give shy posters here a general idea how to approach women. But maybe there's a small flaw in the plan. Most inexperienced guys are insecure and avoid women by fear of rejection. So I have compiled a few comeback lines to politely respond in case of rejection.


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you will be on your knees sucking on my c0ck.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done ****ging you in the back of my car, I don't give a **** where you go.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load in your face.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like a right clingy bird that is impossible to get rid of once you ****.

Male: Would you like to dance?
Female: I'd rather die.
Male: I think you mis-heard me. I said your arse looks fat in that skirt.

Male: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Female: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Male: That works for me....as long as you are still a little warm when I shove it up your arse.




Ok, ok. They're not funny and 'somewhat' rude. Don't shoot

[MrWhereItsAt]

DAMN! I hope Vel never sees what you've done to his nice little thread.

[Solly]

Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt
But Boddington, isn't that a somewhat impermanent enjoyment? I get that too, but it seems to crash away with the least provocation. Vel's advice is, as ever, mostly common sense (with the odd genius stroke), but all of it is stated as clear as it ever has been, and, given his reputation (and seeming success with Mlle Ishtar ) here at Apolyton, it may just be enough to help someone - and isn't it all worth it for even two more happy souls? ( )

Most of my relationships end at the chase stage.

[MikeH]

Perhaps you should take up athletics?

[Solly]

Originally posted by MikeH
Perhaps you should take up athletics?

Well I go to the gym several times a week and play badminton Wednesday afternoons (which reminds me...).

Alternatively, .

[MikeH]

I think is right, I did mean so you could run fast enough to catch them.

[DarlinKell]

This thread took an interesting twist!

[MikeH]

It certainly did. Back to the original post I to flirt all the time, it's great.

[Velociryx]

Morning all! wow....LOSSA new posts since I drifted off to sleep!

Kell...sorry I didn't comment on your "womans' pov" yesterday, but I just re-read it...GOOOOOD stuff in there, darlin! Hmmmm....and was that you I saw walkin' by a bit ago?

Mr. Fun: What can I say but thanks man! Oh....I dunno 'bout bein' Poly's MVP, but I *do* enjoy posting here a lot and regard this place as sorta my second home. As to Firaxis...nope....not a PEEP outta them regarding the beta team. They coulda had me as one of their biggest, most vocal supporters....now....well, now they get me as a competitor! LOL...not that Velocigames has them shakin' in their boots or anything (yet)....but you never know....you just never know....

And as to PM's between myself and the Lady Ishtar...::lookin' all innocent:: Nahhhh....

Drekkus: Uh....yeah. LOL....interesting....and lemme know if you actually USE any of those...'k?

Boddington's: Maybe....I can definitely see your point re: people who are *painfully* shy maybe not bein' able to make use of any of this stuff....but bear in mind that I was that way myself for the longest time, but eventually worked my way out of it. Small steps...mostly by doing little things (like not carrying a lighter, starting to carry a notebook to jot poetry down on....one tiny step at a time till the confidence built up). As Mr. Fun says though, if even one person finds *anything* of value here, then I will regard the thread as having been a success...

Lady Ishtar: WhoooHooo! Looks like we're archive bound? And how'd you sleep, btw? Heard a rumor somebody kept you up way too late...

-=Vel=-

[Ishtar]

Lady Ishtar: WhoooHooo! Looks like we're archive bound? And how'd you sleep, btw? Heard a rumor somebody kept you up way too late...

-=Vel=-

'Mornin everyone!!
Archive bound...YIPPEE!! Don't know that I've ever been archived!
Sleep? Sleep? Yes, that rumor would be true. I was up til the very wee hours this morn - but mind you all - it was worth it - a most enjoyable evenin/mornin.

Ish

[Velociryx]

Me too, Lady Ishtar....'twas too bad we couldn't work in any star gazing, but....next time!

-=Vel=-
(wondering if somebody can make an icon with a blushing bald spot...LOL)

[Ishtar]

Originally posted by Velociryx




Me too, Lady Ishtar....'twas too bad we couldn't work in any star gazing, but....next time!

-=Vel=-
(wondering if somebody can make an icon with a blushing bald spot...LOL)

Vel~

Next time? A next time? Not a one night "stand"? Oh my...what's a girl to say?

Isnt' it early in the day to be blushing already?

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Dissident
for some reason when I give women lots of eye contact they call the cops

I think the point is glancing, not trying to stare them out, and when they avert their eyes, grabbing their head with two hands and turning their face in your direction to stare at them for longer...that does tend to scare them off

Very interesting, but is there a shorter version?

[MikeH]

It's worth reading the long version.