Blackwidow's Venom Shop...oops I mean Coffee Shop

[Blackwidow24]

mao is gone

I AM THE MISTRESS OF THE SHOP NOW..MMWWUUHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Looks at MWIA:

Just kidding..come on in have a cup of JAVA!

[Blackwidow24]

Originally posted by Venom
You still flappin that hole in yo face you call a mouth? Be a good beyotch and stuff a c0ck in it and shut the hell up.

Is that how yo mama keeps you quiet....shooo fly don't bother me..go back to giving head for CRACK..YA TRICK!

[MrWhereItsAt]

--Pops in for a quick cuppa before hockey--

Um, hello? I can't quite seem to tell if there're ppl here, or if that posturing is still going on. Coffee shops just ain't what they used to be.

[H Tower]

that's because this is a venom shop, its just that venom isn't liked here

[MrFun]

Can we get some kareoke going in this place?

I will not do any singing -- I just participate as an audience member, listening those who do sing.

[H Tower]

I second the idea, and nominate Venom as the first singer so I can throw moldy fruit at him

[Jaguar]

I volunteer to be the first fruit-dodger, err, singer.



*Begins singing crappy rap song*

[H Tower]

*throws ripe tomatoes*

You suck!

[ravagon]

Originally posted by H Tower
that's because this is a venom shop, its just that venom isn't liked here

Venom isn't liked anywhere. Its a clause written into his posting contract, or something...

Now that there's a new owner I wonder if this will break Mao's record for the largest number of posts to a thread.

*Pours gasoline everywhere and readies match*
Er, figuratively speaking

[H Tower]

i thought the main battle tank thread had the most posts and this thread can't break the record, they close threads now once they reach 500 posts

[Venom]

Pssssssst....

[MikeH]

What?

[Venom]

Workin overtime on the seduction line

[MikeH]

She was one of a kind, she's just mine all mine

[Blackwidow24]

AND THE WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION OF JIVE TALK IS

BLACKWIDOW

*theme from Rocky Movie*

YOOOOOOOO EVERYONE..... DID IT..

*kicks Venom in the \a$$.../then gives him a triple wammie under the scrotum over the head wind sucking WEDGIE...*

BW:*does victory dance* I WON IWON..YOU ARE A LOSER.....

VM:*walks away rubbing his crack * NANIE BOO BOO..YOU ARE MEAN...